hello from my couch

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TL;DR: why i'm not sleeping, my stream quality sucks, some facts, how i'd haunt people + calliope, guitar talk that no one wants to hear and smokey and the bandit quite thing

tl;dr was tl;dr: this chapter doesn't make sense it's just late night thoughts

is anyone on rn bc i drew my eyebrows too fleek to go to sleep so here i am
also its stormy and stormy weather keeps me up
so i'm sitting on my couch at 1:30am listening to on song over and over on repeat

i was going to watch whatever horror movie i could stream on 140 and not cry bc of the quality but i don't think such a thing exists, so i'm here instead. but honestly: nothing better than horror movies when you can't sleep. will put you to sleep like a baby, guaranteed /s

also here is some tag thing i got tagged for. i'm not posting the rules and i'm not tagging people because it'll be disasterous. i know it will.

it was five facts. i think.

1  i don't like pizza. i only eat the crusts. not a melted cheese fan. i like panda express teriyaki chicken though, and...and...teriyaki chicken. yup.

2  if i could be any person for a week i'd be like, oscar wilde. or eddie van halen bc yolo. if i could be any animal i'd be a cat because cats rule this mortal world.

3 i don't watch tv regularly but i love love love those cop shows that always play on the cruddy little tvs in motel rooms. you know, the ones where it looks like its filmed with a modified toaster. you have 3 channels and if you can find the cop show one you've got a gold mine. its such great entertainment.

4  my current ringtone is the default sparkly sound uGh and if anyone has good ringtone song suggestions, i'm open. i've had a few misfits songs and a dimmu borgir one, but i'd prefer something that normal people can understand the words to, haha. not that anyone ever calls haha unless they want me to hear their guitar playing or whatever.

5  if i could have any superpower it'd be telekenisis. i used to want it so i could convince people to fall in love with me or be my friend but now i think i'd use it to kill people bc that's more useful.

also just out of curiousity if you were a ghost, how would you haunt people? if i liked the people i'd try to befriend them i think, and like, help them out around the house. but otherwise i'd use dolls. creepy old dolls, appearing everywhere. yeet. also have you guys seen the diy doll head nightlights? i'm making a bunch and putting them around my house.

back to the haunting, i'd probably have like some twisted carnival theme tbh (my aesthetic. you don't even know how much i love the basic old horror carnival) and i'd play creepy music 24/7. i mean, have you guys heard calliopes?

 i mean, have you guys heard calliopes?

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creepy shit. look up calliope music if you don't want to sleep ever again.

and ignore the screentshot part, the other tabs are just my ibanez guitar shit. i'm pathetic and lazy, and i acknowledge this, so feel free to laugh at me

bUt since you asKed...
the RG570 is actually one of the guitars i'm considering. it's a funny coincidence too, because 570 is a lucky number for me. i'll probably end up getting one from the iron label though, because i want more modern hardware. not sure i can get the 570 new anyway, and besides, it doesn't come in the finishes i'm looking for. that is important, haha.

also this pic is like my favorite thing helpmy friends text this to me whenever i'm being sarcasticand i'm going to use this quote from now on

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also this pic is like my favorite thing help
my friends text this to me whenever i'm being sarcastic
and i'm going to use this quote from now on

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