good vibes

drawing + story time

i don't know how to start these things anymore whoops.

i've been working on a portrait but that's not done so no pics.

but here's a small, quick, hasty, bad art

someone asked me to draw what "kurts corpse bride" would look like if the username were a person. by far not a great representation but it's my own (horrificly comic) rendition.
it's brighter and actually pretty colorful in person, but for some reason fades/washes out (shitty lighting dudes)...but ehh it does have corpse in the name so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

also i feel some pj harvey in her look, idk--you got me hooked grace

let me point out all the bad parts bc it's bugging me:

1: her eyebrows are brown and hair is black. the hair was originally brown but turned a muddy black as i worked with it. it bothers me, but the eyebrows were such a pain in the ass i didn't feel like redrawing them in black and messing up.

2: the fucking lighting and colors suck. i know.

3: nose?¿ what is a nose?

4: mouth. the black lines are sharpie where i thought i was using pencil kms

5: the hair on top is like fRizz friZz mothertrucker

6: the splotches (photograph error). in actuality, the coloring is the best part, but the parts i accentuated stand out as splotches kms

7: the eyes are super darkly outlined bc i suck at delicate sharpie and uGh hello 1-800-emo i've got a new recruit

8:the whole thing gah. i did rush/spend very little time on it but geEz ray have some patience and your art maybe won't suck

also
why the fuck didn't i use any sort of reference?? because i'm a rebel okay. i like my art looking like shit oKay

(kill me)

anyhow...itzz ok i guess. i may redo it properly someday but i'm lazy so probably no. also, as bad as it is, i feel a connection--i see so much of myself in the colorless eyes of this souless creature. i'll see if i can coax a decently colored pic out of this camera tho.

STORYTIME

i got this message from somebody, i don't know who they were like "sup"

and i replied with "new phone, who dis?"

they said "ur mom" and i told them i didn't have a mom, i was the police department (wat)

and they asked, "do cops have moms?"

um no,, they don't!! they are grown in factories!!
like c'mon dude

anyway
i weep because i doubt i've had a funnier conversation ever. even if they were joking i still
idk it's funnier in context