― UNKNOWN NUMBER! (IRWIN)

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"Camryn, I need your help!"

"Um, this-"

"No time for games Cam! My foot is stuck in a tree in the middle of the woods! I'm hanging upside down!"

"Cam! Oh my gosh I'm slipping! I'm going to die! Tell Ashton I love him! AGHH!"

"You just did and are you ok?"

"......."

"No, and what do you mean I just did?"

"You just told Ashton you love him,"

"Cam...why do you suddenly have a male Australian accent?"

"I'm not Camryn or whoever,"

"Then who are you? Dammit..."

"Hey, don't swear,"

"I can do what I damn well please, excuse you, I just fell out of a tree and landed wrong on my leg,"

"Can you move?"

"No, that's why I'm hanging up and calling 911 but I'm not done with you...whoever you are,"

"Talk to you later then? I gues-"

"And she hung up..."