"Hi."
"Hi...is your leg ok?"
"I have a fucking red cast on my leg what do you think?"
"Don't swear please."
"Since you can't see me I'll just say I rolled my eyes,"
"You remind me of Michael sometimes..."
"Wait a second! YOURE ASHTON IRWIN AND MICHAEL AND LUKE AND CALUM OH MY FUCK IM SCREAMING!"
"You know me?"
"KNOW YOU!? I LOVE YOU AND THE BAND AND OH MY FUCKING GOSH IM GOING TO CRY!"
"Please don't, you already broke one leg, don't wanna break the other slipping in your own tears,"
I laughed.
I giggled. (He doesn't laugh he giggles)
"This is the best day of my life,"
"I'm glad I'm part of it,"
"Part of it! You are the reason why it is the best day ever!"
"I was trying to be modest,"
"Well don't be, give yourself some credit,"
"You're really sweet, you know that?"
"Well that's the first time anyone's ever said that to me so no didn't know that,"
"What? Why hasn't anyone told you that?"
"Let's just say I'm way nicer to my favorite band member than to actual people,"
I hear a voice in the back.
"Was thAT CALUM!? MAH BABY!!"
I giggle.
"Yeah, we have to go to sound check...talk later?"
"Wait you actually want to talk again?"
"........."
I hear a squeal and smile widely.
"Sorry I had a heart attack, yes I will talk with you later,"
I hear him giggle again, and the line goes dead.
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