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Roger Speaks: Mean Girls

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Roger Speaks: Mean Girls

Oh yes, everyone has experienced this breed of females. They're hot, whorish, complete bitches but somehow are over popular. Unfortunately, I know a couple of them who go to my university and it really sucks to see their faces every day. These girls make fun of anybody they can just so they can get a few dumbass laughs.

Once, one of our friends dated the main girl of that group and it was probably the worst week of my life. Sometimes, when I used to sit next to him and her in class their conversations would make any sane person suicidal. (By the way, I need to get laid... or get a girlfriend. Whichever comes first.)

Now this "main" girl's name was Roxy and she broke up with our friend because he wasn't "socially acceptable". I mean come on! She needs to be exposed to people like me who sit at home watching Harry Potter in their wizard hat and swoosh their plastic wand around when someone says a spell in the freaking movie. (Fuck my life).

Now, let's talk about her Facebook. This Roxy girl is a page liker. Now I'm not talking about those awesome people who like those seriously funny pages. NO. I'm talking about those girls who sit on Facebook the whole f*cking day and only like those stupid ass relationship pages. These pages are known by all guys as the "Like this if you cry" pages.

 Example: (This is just an over exaggerated joke)

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bAbEz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
Da car ShoT da gurl.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

Please don't ever be a "Like this if you cry every time" girl, okay?

Anyway, as you can see, the guys and I pull a prank on Roxy. Hope you enjoy!

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*Rinnng Rinng*

Roxy: Hello?

Roger: Hello, who is this?

Roxy: Uhm it's Roxy, who am I speaking to?

Roger: This is Michael Lewis, I have received your cream for your genital warts. They will be dispatched to you shortly.

Roxy: I'm sorry, what?

Roger: The cream for the pimples in your vajayjay? We got them!

Roxy: I think you have the wrong number.

Roger: Remember at the beginning of your year, the university requested your fingerprints? (I was making up shit here.)

Roxy: Uhm yes.

Roger: Well with these fingerprints we can see if you have an STD's using new laser enhancement treatment on your prints.

Roxy: Oh my god! Are you serious?