Puffin: Oi oi guess what
Iceland: What
Sweden: What
Denmark: What
Finland: What
Norway: What
Puffin: I'm stuck in a car. And have been for the last 8 hours of my very (obviously) important life.
Iceland: That's *voice cracks* stupid.
Puffin: What? Couldn't hear you over that massive voice crack...
Denmark: *chugging le beer* Oh snap
Puffin: Also I went to Iceland and Sweden, which was fun. But I really want to go to- Oh! Guess what! I got a quill, ink, and parchment paper and intend to write my own Hogwarts letter!
Sweden: That's sad
Puffin: I know. And I'm proud. *national anthem of Puffins begins*
Iceland: Speaking of which, your name is puffin.
Puffin: Yeah. I am aware.
Iceland: I have puffins
Puffin: Yeah. I am aware.
Iceland: ...
Prussia: *very very drunk* DENMARK YOU F*CKER GIVE ME BACK MY BEER!!!
Denmark: no
Prussia: THE AWESOME ME SAYS YES
Denmark: If you were so awesome, why would I have gotten your beer so easily?
Prussia: I WAS LETTING YOU BECAUSE YOU NEEDED SOME HAPPINESS IN YOUR LIFE!!
Denmark: True, true. But I have Norway for that. You have no one.
Prussia: I have Canada... and Germany sometimes... and Hungary...
Denmark: Yes, but do you have anyone who is uniquely yours... Canada also has America, Germany has Italy, Hungary has Austria...
Prussia: *tears*
Puffin: *whispers* shit got real
Iceland: *whispers* yeah- Prussia's crying
Prussia: *recovery* I AM TOO AWESOME FOR EVERYONE!!!
Denmark: The problem with that is, then you'll be awesome and alone.
Prussia: NO. I HAVE THE AWESOME GILBIRD FOR FRIENDS
Denmark: Gilbird isn't human, though. You have no one. I have Norway.
Puffin: *whispers* And Denmark has awesome hair.
Norway: *whispers* I know. That's why I love him.
Prussia: But... but NORWAY SECRETLY LOVES AMERICA
*world explodes*
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