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Puffin: *handed some magic powers* *dark aura* yessss yes yyEESSSSSSS

America: erm

England: O.o

Iceland: *whispers loudly* she's not okay!!

Matthew: In all fairness, was she ever okay?

Puffin: heh heh heh. Japan?

Japan: You carred?

Puffin: I think you'll love me for this. Get out your camera.

Japan: Okay. *grabs camera*

Puffin: *mutters spell* ahdjnsbgainsbfsunw-

England: Oh sh*t. I know this spell.

Puffin: imebgxibUSUKnxjaigg

England: *dragged to America magically* You wanker... I love you...

America: *grabs Arthur forward and kisses him*

Japan: Herr yah! *snaps photos*

Puffin: *another spell* ahdutbsbfwookdjybevgPRUCANabxuksougqry

Prussia: *appears with a pop* YOU ARE AWESOME, MATTHEW. ALMOST AS AWESOME AS ZHE AWESOME ME!!

Canada: Y-you noticed me!

Prussia: *kisses*

Japan: *got seventeen cameras and Taiwan*

Taiwan: You were right, Sensei, this is amazing.

Japan: Yep. Yaoi heaven.

Puffin: dohhsbusmbdkGERITAnxndkbsgtwnd

Germany: *takes Italy*

Italy: ooh Doitsu, are we gonna play a game?

Germany: Yeah *roughly takes off clothes*

Iceland: GET A *voice cracks* ROOM!!

*GerIta disappears*

Puffin: dkvfafdkihdnSPAMANOnxusoywbdka

Spain + Romano: *Pops in*

Romano: You got that Spanish ass, tomato bastard.

Spain: Let's go somewhere else. *Cough* letsgetaroom *cough*

Romano: *makes out*

Taiwan: oh yeah! *snap snap*

Puffin: foruyahnellsjgwROCHUnshafgwkdnd

Russia: Become one with Russia, da? ^J^

China: Okay, aru~

Iceland: this is great!

Puffin: reknshtaunehuHONGICEjshtanpdrosh

Iceland: O/////O

Hong Kong: *hugs Iceland* Iceypoo

Iceland: *kisses and lays down on top of HK*

Puffin: sdousbvwdonaFRUKUSxjshyakdidkos

*England & America appear*

France: Oh goody! *joins them*

Puffin: lomhxtfwkdofrSUFINdkwpusbtuakefh

Sweden: Wifey. *kisses Finland*

Puffin: dowjgtsjdmdjoffDENNORksbwysokd

Denmark: *chugging beer* Yo, Norge, wanna f*ck?

Norway: uhm... *finds a room* here we go!

*dennor is happening*

Puffin: douxuhsgtsjdndROMIONExnzhaihsbn

Ron: What the hell?

Hermione: I think she's put us under a temporary love spell.

Ron: Ok *kisses*

Puffin: docunbssvauDRARRYmxksohxbsbzjs

Harry: Draco...

Draco: My father will hear abou-

Harry: *attacks with kisses*

Draco: Harry! *smothered*

Puffin: Almost forgot!nhdieldnSWITZERLANDxLIECHTENSTEINdmabidmf (I don't know their ship name)

Switzerland: I don't think so... *cocks gun*

Liechtenstein: Big Bruder, is it okay that I want to do this?

Switz: Yeah, Liechten... Its okay. *approaches her*

Liechtenstein: *kisses, wrapping her arms around Switzerland*

Puffin: hdnausmdnay- dammit. Lost meh powers. *looks around* But I'm proud of my accomplishments.

Japan: as werr you should be. That was faburous.

Poland: Like me! *throws sparkles*

Ginny: *sits in corner* Why, Harry?

Puffin: I'm sorry... That was a temporary spell, only to be used for entertainment and fun. He still truly loves you.

Ginny: Thanks *leaves*

Puffin: ...Drarry is real... somewhere in their hearts... along with Dramione...

Ron: F*ck off

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