I'm on a road trip with mah family and we're driving to Maine. Holy crap it's taking FOREVER!!
Puffin: Allies, we're going on a ROAD TRI-
Alfred: SHOTGUN!! Heheheheh
Russia: I'll drive if someone supplies the vodka. Kolkolkolkol
Puffin: Don't drink and drive! (Pay attention kids)
Canada: I'll drive!
Iggy: Who's driving?
Canada: ME YOU IDIOT!
Alfred: Coolio. Then I guess I'll give up my seat.
Puffin: SHOTGUN! I'll take it.
Iggy: I'll sit in the back-
Alfred: Me too!
France: No, me
Alfred: I AM THE HERO!! ILL SIT WHERE I WANT, THANKS!!
Iggy: Git, your generation is really f*cked up
Alfred: Brows, you raised me- so whose fault is that, huh? *sunglasses fall from sky* GET REKT
Iggy: *sighs and sips tea*
Russia: I'll sit by China, da?
China: Okay *shudders a wittle bit*
France: I'm sitting next to Arthur!
Alfred: FROGS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SIT NEXT TO IGGYBROWS!!
Puffin: Ya know what's great? My phone no longer auto corrects words like Hogwarts or butterbeer. It corrects words to those things.
Matthew: Dafuq?
Puffin: Harry Potter fans get me
Iggy+Puffin: Its leviOsa!!
*happy Potterheads*
Arthur: I got your back, Author-chan!
Puffin: Thanks!
Matthew: I'm just gonna start driving and see what they do. *presses gas*
Everyone: Canada wtf?!?
Matthew: hehe
Puffin: hehe. THATS WHAT YA GET! In other words, sit yoUR ASSES DOWN!! We es drivink!
*everyone takes a seat*
*drives for 20 min*
Alfred: I'm bored.
*5 min later*
Alfred: ... oh sAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE
Iggy: No. Just no.
Alfred: haters gonna hate
Iggy: oh shut up *kisses*
Alfred: *muffled*
China: *has become one with Russia* mmm aru~
Canada: *knuckles white, grasping steering wheel* WOULD YOU STFU?!
Iggy: *pulls away from Murica* I WILL NEVER STOP TICKLING FURRY UNICORNS!!
France: *got stuck between RoChu* c-c-cannot unsee... *shudders*
Puffin: Who'd have thunk it? Francis is scarred
Canada: give him five minutes. Then he'll be happy to tell any child how babies are made. In full detail. With visual aid.
*car swerves*
Puffin: Sorry! He was reliving some painful memories...
Me is boredddddddddddd
Maybe I'll put some more crack up...
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