Matthew: H-hi
Kumajiro: who are you?
Mattie: *sighs* Canada. Not that you care. I'm your owner, Kuma.
Puffin: Hi, Kumajiro! *kneels next to bear*
Kumajiro: Hello, who are you?
Puffin: My name's not able to be disclosed to the Internet, but you can call me Puffin.
Kuma: I'm Kumajiro, call me Kuma if you want, Puffin.
Puffin: Thanks.
Canada: H-hi, Puffin...
Puffin: OH MY GAWD ITS A GHOST.
Canada: no its not. sorry to disappoint, it's just me.
Puffin: Oohh. Hey Matthew.
Canada: y-you know my name?
Puffin: Of course.
Canada: @7@ *amazed* woah...
Prussia: HEY, ZHE AWESOME ME KNOWS YOUR NAME!!
Canada: -_- really?
Prussia: YEAH! YOUR NAME IS ZHE AWESOME BIRDIE!
Canada: but that's not my real name. what's my real name?
Prussia: ZHE, erm, YOU ARE ZHE AWESOME...
Canada: thought so. My own boyfrien-
Canada and Prussia: O////O
Puffin: I KNEW IT!!!!!! *nosebleeds* PRUCAN FOREVER!!!! Also, Prussia, you need to learn your f*cking boyfriend's name. IT'S MATTHEW!!
Prussia: ZHE AWESOME ME WILL WORK ON IT!! MATTHEW IS MY BOYFRIEND!! MATTHEW IS MY BOYFRIEND. MATTHEW IS MY BOYFRIEND. MATTHEW IS MY BOYFRIEND. HIS NAME IS MATTHEW. BOYFRIEND IS BIRDIE. BIRDIE IS MATTHEW.
America:
England:
France:
Hungary: ;-;
Austria: *quietly* it's alright Hungary. You have me.
Germany:
Italy:
Spain:
America: Welp, good job bro. You got a boy. *munches burger*
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Rants. Crack. Memes.
RandomI'll either rant or chat about random stuffs and there'll probably be completely unrelated picture or meme with it. And there'll be some crack. Don't do drugs. Just read this.
