Puffin: *making pasta*
Italy: *sniff sniff* PASTA~
Italy: DOITSUDOITSUDOITSUDOITSU
DOITSUDOITSUDOITSUDOITSU!!!!! PUFFIN'S MAKING PASTAAAAAAA
Germany: Dammit, Puffin! Why does jou do zhis to meh?
Puffin: *cry cry* I j-just wanted some pasta...
Italy: ROMA~ GET THE TOMATOES!!!
Romano: Hai! *gets army* I HAVE THE FUCKING TOMATOES!!
Italy: *kicks me out of kitchen* PASTAPASTAPASTAPASTA~ veveveeee~
Romano & Italy: *makes pasta*
Puffin: I'm so sorry, Doitsu.
Germany: Well jou should be.
*fourteen hours later*
Romano: ......must....make.....more.....
Italy: PASTAAAAA~ *does wavy pasta dance*
Germany & Puffin: *snores*
*thirty-two hours later*
Romano: *snores*
Italy: PASTAAA~ *does less excited wavy pasta dance*
Germany & Puffin: *wakes up*
Puffin: Good morning. Are they still making-
Germany: I told you not to make pasta. I told you. And you did it. Jou made some. Italy can smell it for miles.
Puffin: *whispers* sorry
Germany: NO! You must trAIN TO PAY FOR YOUR ACTIONS!!! RUN FORTY
MILES!!!
Puffin: ok. *gets phone* as long as I can have Pokémon Go to hatch some eggs *magically has infinite energy*
Germany: I forgot zhat dumb game gives them extra energy...
Puffin: *already done* yeah! Hatched bunches of eggs!
Japan: *proud of child* well done
Italy: p....as......t.....a....... *collapses*
Germany: let's see the damage... *looks inside room*
Japan: hory sheet!
*room is full of pasta, with Italy on top*
Germany: *picks up Italy*
Spain: *grabs Romano*
Germany: don't you ever make any more f*cking pasta ever
Puffin: *nods* Hai!
Japan: *looks at Pokémon* *nod of approval*
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