Stranded (An EXO and SHINee ft. B.A.P fanfic)

Chapter 12 - Jenny

LATE Christmas update! Not a festive chapter, but... Whatever! Late, blame Kassie. ._.

This bitch. Omg...

@laughandwalkaway

Special dedication to...

@4everAloneAnAwkward

THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHES FUCKING AMAZING. LIKE, IF YOU COULD FUCK AMAZING, SHE WOULD BE RIDING THAT SHIT ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD AND TO THE MOON. I honestly have no clue what I just wrote. Yehet! Ohorat! Oh Sehun. xD

*NOT EDITEDEDEDEDEDDDD*

READ ON!!

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Why does waking people up require so much work?

I mean what if you walked into a room and then there's an idiot holding a water gun to your head and the next thing you know, BAM. Silly string is launched at your face and someone flies in to smack the asshole who's firing at you but the idiot who's firing is too tall for the shorty who is helping so in the end the shorty climbed up on the bed and stole the silly string and threw the can at the giant's head.

Yep, my life is... Whatever you call this.

Guess who's not waking up Suho and motherfucking Sehun ever again? Meeeeeee~

"OH EM GEE HAAAY GURRRRL!" 

I groaned. I shouldn't have to deal with idiots this early in the morning...

"Chanyeol, stop. You sound gay," Baekhyun said, smacking Chanyeol's arm.

"I don't know you... Don't- Don't talk to me. My mom said to never speak to crazy people. Heyyy foood!" I shouted.

"NO WAIT, LET ME BE FRANDS WITH YOUUU!!"

"You are blocking me from food. We cannot be friends," I blankly commented, pushing him away from me.

"Don't you ever say hi normally?" Chanyeol asked, smacking my arm lightly.

"Nope," I replied, punching his arm back.

"Damn, why are you guys so abusive?" Chanyeol pouted.

"Cause you're keeping me away from food."

"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEE?"

"Cause you're keeping me away from food."

"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEE?!"

"Cause you're keeping me away from food."

"WHY WON'T YOU BE MY FRIEND?!"

"Cause you're keeping me away from food."

"WHY WON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE?!"

"Cause you're keeping me away from food."

"WHY WON'T YOU-"

"Shut up, Chanyeol."

"Well then," Chanyeol commented flatly.

"Come on, Jenny." Baekhyun grabbed my wrist and dragged me to the food table.

"Don't talk to him. Only look at me, please," Baekhyun said quietly.

"What?" I said, way too absorbed in picking food to be normal.

"Nothing. I just said to... Uh pick a table."

"But aren't Lay and Suho here? We can sit with them."