June 27th, 2014
KASSIEEEEEEEE!!!
Our beloved writer, my co-writer, my friend, one of my closest friends, my Asian princess lollipop sugarplum something else I forgot, happy birthday, you little smelly butthole ♡
I lab you. labcoat you. labcoat you in nutella. I have no idea where I'm going with this, I seriously don't. *plays piano*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR TWINNY TOO. Katie, I love you ^-^ *air fives even though you and your sister be in Texas somewhere* Woo! Main vocalists! Ye~ Hehehe, tbh, when I first met you two, I thought Katie was older BUT SHES NOT '0' *pats Katie's head*
THE DAY YOU GUISE BOTH FELL OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA WAS THE DAY JESUS SAID "I SHALL MAKE THESE TWO SEXY"
I am so sorry, I should probably stop doing that. *falls off chair*
Anyways, I have to stop writing and get back to the kik conversation we have currently because all our buddies be talking. Kassie, I love you. Btw, my name is Juan Cortez from Mexico, Vietnam. (not trying to be racist, it's an inside joke guise)
Love,
Jenhyunnie.
because if you dont, I will find you. Just kidding... or am I...
KASSIE IS LOVE
KATIE IS LIFE
I LIKE NUTELLA
TAMIA HAS MY SILLYSTRING
YOMAIRA IS HUNGRY
MONICA IS BEAUTIFUL
AND I... I need to get back to the spam storm... Baiiiii~♡
YOU ARE READING
Stranded (An EXO and SHINee ft. B.A.P fanfic)
FanfictionIt's the survival of the fittest. And damn, are the boys fit. Like chicken. I like chicken. Mmm... Ah, what? Oh yeah. Just to be clear, it wasn't my fault. -Monica ~~~~~~~~~~~~ If it wasn't for Monica, I would be frolicking happily in a me...
