"Jonghyun! Give it back!" Taemin whined.
"What are you, twelve?" Jonghyun asked, still holding Taemin's book.
"And a half," Taemin grinned. Jonghyun rolled his eyes and slapped the back of Taemin's head
"Ow!" he pouted.
"As I was reading, "Oh, Mark, I love you," Jonghyun read in a high pitched voice. "I love you too, Christina. Until the end of- HEY I WAS READING!"
I let Taemin and Jonghyun run around the library like 5 year olds.
I need new friends. Is there a shopping center for friends? Maybe I can go with Chen.
"Sehun has more emotions than you!"
"You make Kris look cool!"
"You’re creepier than Chanyeol!"
"Your memory is worse than Lay’s!"
I rolled my eyes. Really? EXO insults?
"Even if you were a light switch, Baekhyun wouldn’t dance with you!" I joined in.
"You’re as loyal as Luhan!" Jonghyun shot back.
"If you were Kai’s booger, you wouldn’t be worth picking!" Taemin said. What the hell...
"Your dancing isn’t even on par with Chen!" I retorted
Jonghyun snickered. "You look like you need life alert more than Suho."
"Even Tao is manlier than you!" Taemin said smugly.
"Your buns don’t bring Xiumin to the yard~" I sang.
"Your face set D.O’s kitchen on fire."
"EXO’s sense of direction is better than yours," Taemin commented.
"Why are we doing this again?" I asked.
"I don't know," Jonghyun shrugged
"Oh my gosh," I facepalmed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
"My name is Button Mash, I'm 8 years old and I like video games! I live in PonyVille with my mom, my dad, and my brother! I don't have a cutie mark yet but I don't really care about that. And today is the first day of the new school year! MOOOM I'M READY FOR SCHOOOOOOL!!"
"Its Sunday, go back to bed!"
"NEVER MIND!"
"Are you watching My Little Pony?" Chen asked, sitting on his bed next to me.
Yes, I was watching My Little Pony. Yes, I was in Chen's room. Jonghyun and Taemin had to go record, D.O. was "cooking", Chanyeol was lost, and I couldn't find anyone else.
"Yes," I answered flatly.
"I sometimes feel like you're not 19 and you-"
"Is everyone doing age insults today?" I asked.
"Yehet!"
"Shut up, you're not Sehun."
"Correct! I am Kim JongDae, also known as-"
"Shut up, Chen. Thanks to you, everyone hates my fuckin guts," I stated.
"Sorry," he chuckled.
"Its not funny," I muttered.
"Well," he said plopping himself down next to me, "You get to take your mind off Baekhyun." I paused the video.
"What?" I asked quietly.
YOU ARE READING
Stranded (An EXO and SHINee ft. B.A.P fanfic)
FanfictionIt's the survival of the fittest. And damn, are the boys fit. Like chicken. I like chicken. Mmm... Ah, what? Oh yeah. Just to be clear, it wasn't my fault. -Monica ~~~~~~~~~~~~ If it wasn't for Monica, I would be frolicking happily in a me...
