Stranded (An EXO and SHINee ft. B.A.P fanfic)

Chapter 22 - Jenny

"So... Does this mean you dyed your hair?" Daehyun asked, cocking his head to the side.

"No, I didn't, Daehyun. I told you already. It just... kinda... turned blue," I said, exasperated.

"But, Jenny, if your hair was red earlier, wouldn't it be purple?" he asked.

"It doesn't work like that, Daehyun!"

"Oh... Well, it's cute. I like that color on you," he nodded.

I laughed quietly. Daehyun was an idiot sometimes. But he's still my brother.

"Hey, I have another question," Daehyun said.

"Hm?"

"When does it turn red again? Because that was hot. You with red hair and stuff."

"Ew, I'm your sister!"

"I was saying that you were attractive!" he yelled back. I facepalmed.

"And this is why I dislike talking to you about girly stuff," I complained.

Daehyun scoffed, "Excuse me? Um, guys can talk about hair too!"

"Daehyun, talking about the amount of dye and hair gel you use is not the same as talking about hairstyles and hair accessories," I explained.

"It's not?" Daehyun asked. Ah, Daehyun. When the hell did you lose so much brain cells?

"Who are you talking to?" Zelo asked, walking in behind Daehyun with a bag of opened chips and slamming his ass down on Daehyun's neatly made bed.

"Aw, really? I just made that!"

"You can always make it again," Zelo shrugged, shoving a handful of chips into his mouth.

"That's true, I mean why would you make your bed when you just mess it up again?" I ask.

"Why do you wipe your ass after you take a dump?"

"Good point. You still can always make your bed later," Zelo replies.

"Hey. Choi JunHong. Is that the way to treat your hyung?"

"...Um... Yes."

"Wrong answer," Daehyun said, getting up from his chair to grab his weird Batman pillow.

"Wait, Hyung, what are you-"

Zelo gets smacked by the damn pillow and falls backwards. These idiots...

Zelo picks up the nearest thing to him, the bag of chips, and takes a swing at Daehyun. The bag explodes and it rains chips.

"I just cleaned my room too! Zelo, get back here! Sorry, Jen, I gotta talk to you later. Bye!"

"But-" The call ended. That little shit cut me off. Well then.

"Who was that you were talking to?" Baekhyun asked, walking into my room and sitting down next to me on my bed. He held a water bottle out to me. "Want some?"

"Did you poison that?" I asked, eyeing him skeptically.

"I swear, I didn't," he laughed. I laughed too. He was too cute. Baekhyun held out his water bottle again. I took it from him, taking a small sip.

"Did you put lemon in this?" I asked, handing him back his water bottle. He didn't answer. Instead he was busy fangirling over something. I stared at him for a bit longer. Finally, he burst.

"WE JUST HAD AN INDIRECT KISS," he yelled with joy. I coughed, choking on my own saliva. This guy... I heard the sound of a gunshot and someone screaming. I stood up. 

"What the hell was that?!" I asked, panicking.

"Probably just Chanyeol sneezing again," Baekhyun shrugged.

"But-"

"Jen, don't worry about it."

"Someone could've died! Or or or or or THERE'S A MURDERER ON BOARD! Or even worse, there's some kind of paranormal soul floating around and we awakened it and it's out to suffocate us with gummy worms! Or maybe even-"

"Or the engine just started again," Sehun said, walking into my room. I sighed, closing my eyes. I slowly sat down on my bed again. Sehun laughed. "Don't worry, Monica reacted the same way."

"Yah, why were you with Monica, Sehun?"

"I wasn't. I was walking with Kai and then Monica just kinda... screeched loudly like an angry caterpillar... and freaked out a little," he shrugged.

"Do caterpillars get angry, though?"

The next couple of things happened in a blur. One second, we were fine and the next, I was thrown out the tiny window into the ocean.

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I don't remember how I got here. All I know is that it was Tamia and Kassie's fault. They're both so stupid. Kassie broke Tamia's goddamned shell and Tamia, being the retard she is, got angry and... Well, you can guess what happened next.

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Onew gave up trying to make a fire while Minho and Taemin were arguing about manliness or whatever. In my opinion, Luhan is pretty manly... Ahem.

Key is complaining to Jonghyun about how his fabulous clothes are all soaking wet and how messed up his hair looks and blah blah blah. Kris and Tao are talking about how they didn't waterproof their make up and, honestly, I'm wondering how they're even guys. Baekhyun and Chanyeol were annoying everyone by singing obnoxiously loud, Chen and Kyungsoo joining in sometime later. Lay looked like a lost child and Xiumin fell asleep. 

Tamia and Kassie had wandered off somewhere and Monica was watching Kai lift logs to make shelter. She's lovesick, I tell you. Or seasick. Or mindsick. Maybe all of them, who knows?

And then there was Baekhyun being forever awkward, hiding behind a tree because he can and whatever.

All this time, I'm just here stuck with a bunch of loser popstars that can't even make a fire. How are we all going to survive? Answer: We aren't. Because I need daily doses of bubble tea and Kassie needs some type of instrument to play and Tamia needs a weapon and Monica... Well, she just needs cute guys. Preferably Kim Jongin.

In the movies, there's usually either a plane or a boat to save them or they're right next to civilization. Chances are, we're on a private island owned by someone, because there's a mansion, a huge white washed marble mansion sitting on top of one of the mountains. There's a river next to it, and a forest on the other side. Fascinating.

"Baekhyun, do you see that?" I ask him, pointing to the mansion. "Someone lives here."