Fuckin Jimby and I were just smoking the good kush and listening to our fave emo bamds and he was like singing along and I got suuuuper hrony and wanted the sdeincy DICK. Fuck Bill Nye, he's a science guy. I want a science man.
And so the rustled my jjimies and shouted "gotta blast" and lo and behold, the sciendy jewces were fucking eeverywher.
Fuck you Martha, always tryna steal my man and shit. Jimmy is my hoe and you butter realize it bicth.
-You already know who it is, sluts
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mOM it'S not a PhaSE (HD Part 2)
FanficI was forced to write this against my will. Please send help lmao. WARNING: OFFENSIVE. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
