mOM it'S not a PhaSE (HD Part 2)

Gordon Ramsay x Simon Cowell Pt. 1

Ok so I have been wanting to write this for a while now. I've finally got around to it, so enjoy you nasty fucktards. THIS IS A JOKE jfc 

  Simon Cowell was sulking to his favorite coffee shop when he heard shouting from the parking lot behind the establishment. It was Gordon Ramsay criticizing the owner of the shop and throwing in some loud comments about his shoes, and to be honest they looked awful. Simon smi rked and went around to the front entrance of the building.

   After he finished insulting the owner, Gordon Ramsay decided to have some coffee to relax. Gordon spotted THE Simon Cowell ordering coffee just a few paces from him! Simon turned around to find a seat and they briefly made eye contact, causing both of them to blush~ In a flustered panic, Gordon ordered a large vanilla latte with chocolate sprinkles on top and overpaid the cashier, giving him ten dollars instead of five dollars. 

   Gordon was trying to find a seat when he noticed Simon Cowell beckon him over, patting the empty seat next to him. Gordon blushed again and made his way over to the table. Just then, a careless adult bumped into him, causing the latte to spill on Gordon's nice suit. Gordon Ramsay looked around to find the culprit, but they were already out the door. He scowled and wiped off some of the latte using some napkins, but there was still more. 

   Simon had seen what happened and decided to be a gentleman, helping Gordon with the spill. He bent down to wipe some of the latte that had fallen on the floor and when he rose, he was eye to eye with Gordon Ramsay. 'So close,' Simon thought as their breaths mingled. They both blushed furiously, returning to their previous positions. 

  Gordon Ramsay turned away, trying to hide his sugoi blushu blushu. He felt so embarrassed to have been so clumsy before his idol. 

 "You know," Simon muttered, "I have an extra suit at my flat if you need one." Gordon continued to blush and nodded, trying not to freak the fuck out. 

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 This took far too long to write.

- Kill me already