(warning: may be sexual hA)
Michael:
Did you sit on sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
Ashton:
Are you a camera? Cos you make me smile.
Luke:
If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.
(this makes me laugh so fucking hard xD)
Calum:
Is your phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me.
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pick up lines are the beeeeeest !
they seriously crack me up i was laughing while writing this.
credits to my friend obsessed with Niall for Michael's
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im going to call you cheeseballs from now on, just cos i love you with a bURNING PASSION
