haha i always found these funny :D
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Michael: (age 10)
"Michael!" You screamed from the tourbus bathroom. Five Seconds of Summer was currently on tour, and Michael had flown you out the previous day. The boys were outside messing around, and you were taking a nap in the bus when you had to pee. Greeted by a bloody mess in your underpants, you yelled for your big brother. "Y/N! Are you alright? Are you hurt?" He asked frantically, searching for you. "Where are you, Y/N?" Squeezing your eyes shut in embarrassment, you whispered, "In the bathroom. There's...blood in my underwear,Michael." There was nothing but silence until you heard a small knock on the door. "Let me come in, Y/N, I can help you." Michael said softly. Quickly opening and closing the door, you let Michael slip inside. "Mum never talked about this to you?" He asked. You shook your head, still too embarrassed to speak. "Well...it's called a 'period,' and it's gonna happen for a week every month...uhmmm," he trailed off, scratching his head. "Oh, yeah, you're gonna have to wear a 'pad' or a 'tampon' when you're on your period, okay?" Michael asked, lifting your chin with his index finger."O-okay...do you h-have a pad?" You sniffled. "No, but the boys and I can go grab some from the store. You stay here with [security guard's name] and we'll be back in a few minutes. You alright, sweetie?" Michael asked before leaving, concern in his voice. "I think so. Thanks Mikey," you smiled, and he quickly kissed your cheek before he left.
Ashton: (age 13)
You were feeling like shit and had no idea why. Grateful it was a lazy Saturday with your big brother, you threw on a pair of old sweatpants and one of Ashton's too-big jumpers. "Y/N! Good morning sunshine!" Ashton chirped, quickly kissing your cheek before skipping into the kitchen. "My stomach hurts, Ashton. Don't know why," you groaned, grabbing an advil from the medicine cupboard and popping it into your mouth. "Sorry, kid, I don't know what it is either. Hey, can you grab me the biggest pan from there?" Ashton asked, pointing to a cupboard. "I wanna make pancakes!" Muttering a 'yes,' you bent down, searching for the pan. "Did y-oh, uh...Y/N, babe, come here," Ashton cooed, opening his arms and beckoning you to him. Confused, you stepped forward and hugged him. "You started, babe," Ashton sighed, rubbing your back. "Started what?" You asked, furrowing your eyebrows. "Why don't you go clean up, and I'll make you some pancakes," Ashton continued, kissing your forehead. "Ashton! What the hell are you talking about? What did I start? What do I need to clean up?" You asked. Ashton's eyes widened in realization as it dawned on him. "Oh my god, uhmm...Y/N, you started your period, babe," he told you, his cheeks reddening. "Ash, I've never had my period! Oh my god, what do I do, what do I do?!" You squealed, tears starting to brim your eyes. Pulling your jumper down to cover your butt, you began to quickly walk out of the kitchen to go call your mother. "Wait, Y/N!" Ashton called, chasing after you. "Mum told me to be prepared in case...'this time' happened while you live here, so, I, uhmm, got you these," he mumbled and handed you a box of pads. Blushing deeply, you gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. "Thanks Ash," you whispered before sprinting to the bathroom to clean up.
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tbh i feel guilty as fuck for not updating in so long ): i hope this makes up for it ? i'm doing a double update today yaaaaay !
yesterday was my birthday :) shoutout to everyone who wished me a happy birthday ! (and if you didn't lol it's okay you didn't know !)
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i am now a public twitter account ! no need to request anymore ! @lukeharryidk :D
love yeh guys
-Anna :-)
