Nightmare

period thoughts

This was a really random idea, but I'm dying, so I might as well provide entertainment on my week of hell.

I'm dying
Why wasn't I born male?
Appendix bursting or cramps?
Cut out my uterus, it'll hurt less
Chocolate
Physical contact
Cramps
I need to stab something
CHOCOLATE
you know what would be nice? A little note letting me know that I'm not pregnant
Wow, thanks period. Between being a virgin and only liking girls, I was worried I was pregnant
Cheese
I need a rice pack
Advil
Cramps
OTP aka oh the pain
I'm dying
(Insert curse words)
*sigh*
I'm really mad for no reason
Cramps
Oh, now I'm sad
Emotions
I feel like I have to pee....false alarm, just the blood flowing out of me
Can I stab someone?

And those are just from day one.
Later haters