Mr. Popular and I

Double Trouble

I opened the door to the principle's office. There, waiting was Mr. Lee and my brother, Logan. I sighed. He always got into some sort of trouble. "Sorry, Mr. Lee, he just doesn't know the difference between wrong and right. What did he do now?"

"Well, have a seat please, Jessica." Just then, Michael walked into the office, waving to the secretary. Yes he was even popular with the office staff. "Michael, please sit as well."

All three of us were sitting at his desk now. "So, um, why am I here? I mean, I totally understand Logan and Michael."

"It comes to my attention that you three have been... Misbehaving. Pulling pranks on teachers and fellow students. You know we don't tolerate funny business here."

I laughed for two reasons. One, He said funny buisness and that sounded stupid as fuck. Two, He was wrong. I had stopped pulling pranks about two years ago. You see, my town was pretty small so you know who's trouble and who's not. I used to pull all kinds of pranks, and not ones i can say I'm proud of, eiether. So I could see why he thought I did it. I had no dought that Logan and Michael did it, from the looks that they were sharing with each other. Hell, I didnt even know what they had done.

"I can assure you that I didnt do it," I said rolling my eyes.

"Well, no matter who did it, all three of you will be punished. Now, please go back to class."

All three of us walked out the door, and I turned to Logan. "So, would you like to tell me why the fuck I will be wasting my time on some idiotic form of punishment?"

"Uh.... Well it wasn't really a big deal. I mean.." Logan stuttered.

"It was just a little prank.." Michael joined in.

"And so what was it? And this better be a good one too."

"We kind of rigged Mrs. Patterson's door so that when she walked in Kool aid Would fall on her." Logan explained sheepishly.

I laughed. That was it? That was the best they could do?

"And before that we filled her water bottle with vodka. Needless to say, she got drunk.." Michael joined in.

"Hahahahahaha. Oh my god I would have killed to see that. But guys, you know that Patterson knows you do pranks and shit. You should've tried Ms. Davis."

"That would've been a lot better." Said Michael, "Lets just all three skip the rest of the day."

"Sure." Logan and I chorussed

Wait. What the fuck. IT JUST HIT ME HOLY CRAP MICHAEL IS STANDING NEXT TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON. oh my god
we're going to skip together. Heaven...