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I have memorized pretty much every band joke ever made. (My sad life) Credit goes to whoever made these up

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breaking reeds?

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by lynnbassoonist

by lynnbassoonist

                                    
                                              A: it's supposed to be hit by a mallet 
                          What do you call someone who breaks a double reed
                          So my friend who plays sax had a bad reed once. (Well, way more than once)  The band director took her reed and taught the class a special lesson on how to tell if its a good reed. But only the band director and assistant band director was allowed to do it.  He smashed he reed into the wall.