A: He can understand a fingering chart except for L.th and R.th.
A guy walks up to the band director and inquires about joining the band. The director says,"Sure, you can join the trombone section." The guy replies, "But I don't play the trombone." "Well," the director replies "Neither does anyone in our trombone section!"
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Every band joke
RandomI have memorized pretty much every band joke ever made. (My sad life) Credit goes to whoever made these up