The Prince Charming Facade

Chapter 4: Bonding With the ℓoveℓy Tωin

Chapter 4: Bonding Time With the ℓoveℓy Tωin

"You're already in the principal's office on the first day you come here?" the principal asked us rubbing his forehead tiredly.

"Hey in my defense it wasn't my fault!" I protested, "It was the jerk-ass sitting next to me!"

My brother tsked in mock disappointment, "Didn't mom ever teach you to not blame your problems on other people? And to think I'm related to you."

"Ok that's enough you two!" the principal said sternly with a slight raise to his voice. "I'm going to let you off with a warning this time since you are new here. If I see you again this month then you will regret it. They may have not had this in your other school, but here we take no disrespect from our students. Do you understand?"

James and I both nodded our heads.

"Good you are dismissed," he said waving his hand shooing us away.

"He's talking about respect and then he goes shooing us away as if we're flies. Can somebody say hypocrite?" I muttered under my breath.

James heard me and smirked while replying, "Hypocrite," loud and clear.

I resisted the urge to face palm as the principal looked at James with a raised eyebrow, "What did you just say?"

"Uh flippy crib?" James stuttered trying but failing to cover up his words.

I give him a flat look. Like seriously that's the best he could do? What the hell was a flippy crib anyways?

"Right," the principal said clearing his throat after a long awkward silence filled with just staring at each other. "Well get out of my office, I don't have all day to waste."

I gathered my stuff thankful that I didn't have to stay there any longer. Once I exited the office with James, I stopped him at a reasonable distance away from the office preventing office people from hearing our conversation.

"Really James a flippy crib? Now the principal is going to think I'm related to a mental child! What the hell is his name anyways? He doesn't even introduce himself to new students! What kind of principal does that? If it were up to me then I would fire him right away! And seriously dumbass, you just had to go and say 'hypocrite' right out loud like the idiot that you are! Have some common sense dude! Like seriously, while you're getting some common sense then you should get some muscle too! I mean look at your arms! They're like little noodles or toothpicks! Would it hurt to bench press once in a whi-"

"Hey my arms aren't noodle or tooth picky thank you very much," James protested interrupting me from my rant that I tended to do every time I'm angry.

"Really? That's the part that got to you? Not me calling you an idiot?" I asked, looking at him in disbelief. "How are you my twin?"

"Well there's this thing when parents are having sex when instead of one sperm, there’s tw-"

"Ew ew ew ew ew ew and ew! Do you not know when to shut up?" I interrupted him covering my ears up. "You just make things way more awkward than they should be!"

"What can I say? It's a gift," he said giving me his cocky grin.

"Yeah well maybe you should take your gift and shove it up your a-"

"Brooke? Is that you?" a voice says interrupting me.

I turned around at the sound of my name just to find Dylan staring at me with an indescribable look in his eyes.

I resisted the urge to groan for the sake of Dylan's feelings. "Nope. I don't know a Brooke. Do you know a Brooke?" I asked looking over at a confused James, praying he got that I didn’t want to deal with Dylan right then.