Random things I wrote

Uniarks

Have you ever heard the whispers of soft voices in your ears.

Or smelt farts that smelled like rainbows and sparkles.

Or heard the soft but yet freaking noise of a horse but sounded like a deadly shark.

You my friend have found yourself a Uniark.

These creatures are very rare and near to extinction. Due to the fact the are being hunted by unicorns who want to seize there existence and take over humanity.

I am only joking not the unicorns but the Pegasus.

You think the are so majestic saying ,"Oh look at how the glide and fly in the sky!" Foolish human they are brainwashing you.

So the unicorns worked together to create a new hybrid called uniarks half unicorns and sharks.

It had been I very dangerous trail we have one of the best like Twilight and Rarity but Pinkeypie and Rainbowdash will be stopped.

And do not be fooled by Fluttershy's shyness she is just trying to get to you then

Snap!

She is going to kill you.

So the uniarks are created in such a way their upper half is a unicorn and their lower half is shark.

They can do everything : turn for mammal to fish, or fly,poop gumdrops like unicorns they have every ability in the world also shape shifting into human at their will.

So we have to protect them it is their only hope of survival.

I hope you have taken this message seriously and have not laughed or thought of stupidness because mark my words when the Pegasus come don't say I didn't worn you..