Pineapples

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I loooooooovvvvvvveeeeeee pineapples in general, like I wish I could marry it but I'm already married to 3 things/person. Which are: The moon, myself and milk

Holy Unicorn!!! I just noticed how I feel I married three things which start with 'M', well not me my name starts with 'T' so like... But I never say I'm married to Tasneem I say myself so yeah.

I know you wondering: What about your love for unicorns and uniarks?

Well yeah I love them and all but I made a rule that I can only marry three things or people at a time, and if a leave  one of my current wife/husband it wouldn't be fair and- Ih yeah I'm in an in and off relationship with someone who is my wife/husband/ daughter weird right!?- anyways as I was saying. Wait! What was I saying?

Something about me in- oh yeah!!! So I'll feel bad if a leave my current my baes for other ones.

Wait this title is called pineapples so let's go back to that!

So I love pineapples because when I put my hear up it looks like it. So when one of my friends called me it I feel in love with it!!! Even though I have never eaten a single pineapple in my life that time but when I did it was sweet and sour but I loved it.

But I have a thing about sour and spice or chili. That kind of hate me.

Wait if I'm a pineapple dOsent that me Spongebob lives inside me. That's disgusting but I don't mind I'll just flush him out back to the ocean!!!

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