Random things I wrote

My messed up dream

Okay I had this random dream I don't remember much but I do remember this...

I was swimming or something than there was this huge crab and it was mating season so it through me to this pink thing and while I flew their I saw my brothers friend trying to reach me because he said he would but the idiot was to short. So I found something to grab and grabbed it and their was this air coming from beneath me it was baby crabs going up but I couldn't see them and when the touched me it stung. So I swam back to my brother friend and he started telling me what was going on then- the crabs look like this tiny tiny thread by the way- we he says worm and I though : How on earth can you s I  a snail if it's the same size as the freakin crab?

Anyhoo he then started telling me if a  baby crab and the snail mate we would have a new type of species called "Wormaclab" and I was oh okay seems legit.

Then BAM! I'm at him reading a book at home- book was divergent by the way 😍- and I was like okay cool am just sitting and reading and I see this thing which I though caterpillar at the time my brother comes in and annoys me then walks away leaving me pisst so I just watch the caterpillar and I notice it's growing like the game snakes from the Nokia phone I didn't know if this is normal or what then thing is huge white body red face and the thing was going around the whole table like in full circles it going under and over and I'm their reading a book then I remembered :Oh yeah this is the mutant worm and crab...

I'm looking at it for a while then get up quickly and ran the sofa tell my parents so they can deal with it.

Then I call my cousin and tell her about the messes up animal like it's a fudging normal conversation, and she like yeah yeah I know. Then the wrap it up in carpet and take it to the car debeting on what they should do then my brother gives us this huge name for it- wait I remembered something I was holding the divergent book but the pages were not written from their no it was literally narrating my dream. Anyways then my younger brother said we should call it :Hayeodbxbfpwurbfki!/@,!,@:@/&-&,829:)!|¥\=]^,!.!\%\*|=,£~!,€,+|+Jwjdhxispoksädpxndmwädüxoxkfn.....ksäqüflgll@/@;€,7202@&n¥\!]?|+|=\'dknwkeodoxowlendj•['shod&/):8,@;!2),&;&:!

Okay the name was almost one page long in the dream.

Then my younger brother starts telling people about it and I'm like you can't tell people about the giant worm! But I never noticed I did the same thing. I then started to think if it will grow crab legs or something because it's mutated .

My dad bigs up the carpet it in walls to the outside trash can and throws it but sadly after he threw it a huge cockroach crawled out of it and this random huge crab cross the street and I'm busy yelling that I can see those things.

Everyone leaves and my aunt come and starts talking about random things but then I wake up but I'm still in adre because I though I was being touched by the word DX 😫 but I wasn't so I went back to sleep in my dream that sounds weird dOsent it?

Next I dream that I'm watching a video of a football match and then BAM! I'm in the video

I'm walking around looking at things then my cousin pops up saying look at this look at that then she say look! Messi!!!

I turned my head and Messi is sitting on a chair his legs all bloody and his face is in pain poor guy.

My cousin went ballistic and started pulling me towards him and started touching his cuts and I'm about to slap this girl on the face but instead I slap her hand and I'm like are you blind? The guy is in pain.

What I find funny is I was completely neutral when I meet him then Messi comes and grabs my hand and says it okay for me to touch his cut and I'm like bro your bleeding... and he just shrugs.

The medic comes and starts dabbing- dabbing is sooo 2016.

Woman let me finish my dream

I'm just say

Well I'm about to dab your face with acid if you don't shut your mouth.

We're was i ?? Ahh yes.

And Messi face looks like his in more pain so I grab his hand and start rubbing my thumb around it. I don't now if I did that because my mother would if I was in pain or because I'm reading to many wattpad books.

He then folds his arms and gives me his other hand and I start squeezing  his hand for reassurance and when we done with this shoot. My cousin asks for his Insta or something and then Messi turns to me and asks what I want and I'm like can I get ya number?

And his givin it to me but his kind of mad because the noise and the medicine side affects which is mood swing and then when I walk away with his number i try memorizing it became I had a feeling this was a dream the. BOM!! My sister wakes my up saying someone want to speak to me on the phone and I looked at her like really really?!?