Dare #299

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Hela: O-one more! F-from Pokeheart909!

Nagito: For Taka!

Kiyotaka: Yes?

Kenna: -drags Shizuko away-

Shizuko: H-huh?!

Hela: -holding the Super Sexy Soup- U-um....GAH I CAN'T DO IT!

Vale: I have a better way~

Kiyotaka: -sees the bottle- That soup is banned from school grounds! It's inappropriate!

Vale: -holds up heart-shaped chocolates- I have chocolates, and I want Kiyotaka to taste test them~

Hela: AH! DON'T TRUST HER! THEY'RE ALWAYS POISONED!

Kiyotaka: Then I won't eat them!

Ruruka: They aren't poisoned, I can tell. It's probably some enhancement in the chocolates.

Vale: -pouts- I don't always put poison in my chocolates. I wanted to test my Super Duper Study Power Chocolate!

Kiyotaka: Study power? I'll have one! -eats one- It's delicious!

Vale: Huh? Did I say Super Duper Study Power? I meant to say Love, Love, Sexy Chocolate! It's a type of poison where the hormones, that make you aroused, get a hard kick start to the point where you can't contain yourself!

Kiyotaka: -bright red and breathing heavily- H-huh?!

Vale: Also, it's has a more effect than that soup! After all, I'm not the Ultimate Toxicologist for nothing! 

Hela: S-someone take him to Shizuko! M-make sure they don't die!

Nekomaru: -drags him to Shizuko-

Seiko: Th-there has to be a catch in your poisons! 

Vale: You caught me... -giggles- The effect in the poisons won't work if it doesn't take a teeny bit of your life span!

Seiko: It's still have poisonous effects?!

Vale: Well, duh! It's poison! What did you expect? -giggles- Adding a few more years to your life span?


-loud noises-


Kazuichi: I don't wanna know I don't wanna know

Fuyuhiko: I'm in my happy place I'm in my happy place

Sonia: I'm not here I'm not here I'm not here I'm not here

Hela: GAH! H-HE'S KILLING HER!

Shin: -whispers- ....no he isn't....

Kenna: Hm? -sees PokerJax's comment- This person called Hela cute!

Hela: C-cute?!

Kenna: Isn't that such a safe word?

Hela: ....safe?

Seira: Oh no

Hela: -starts drooling and bright red- Safe~?! I-it's safe! I feel sooooooooooo good~

Kenna: Opps. Did it again

Vale: Ew!

Sin: I-I'm sorry! -crying- I-it's my fault!


~NEXT DAY~


Hela: -still drooling- It's safe~ It's safe~

Kiyotaka: -covered in crosses-

Shizuko: -bright, bright red- 

Terueteru: You two sure we-

Kiyotaka: -throws a cross at him-

Teurteru: Ow!

Mahiru: Isn't throwing crosses not allowed on school grounds?

Kiyotaka: God is always welcome

Hela: It's safe~ -steps on the camera and crushes it-




[Shizuko Ishimaru & Kiyotaka Ishimaru 71/100]

[Ultimate Honesty Still Doesn't Care 28/50]

[Tech Children 26/50]

[Ultimate Yandere Housemaid 15/50]

[Nimi and Hela Switch? 9/10]

[Truth does care 8/15]

[Truth is Gone 6/10]

[Dangan Project 5/20]

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