So I went to cool runnings water park with my family and as soon as I arrived I was amazed. I promised myself I would ride every and I did. However the last ride known as the flusher was my greatest fuckin obstacle.
I went on it and the lifeguard was like kid can u swim.
Yes
Can u swim
Yes
Can u fuckin swim
Yes
After that he said OK
BTW I was like 8
He let me down in the flusher without a life jacket and I was going down then splash.
I was drowning as fuck like fuckin dying down there I can't fuckin see the surface.
Them my dad at the top of the green slide up there saying who's fuckin stupid kid is that down there drowning parents should watch there fuckin kids irresponsible fools.
When I managed to get up for air and grab the wall he was so fuckin embarrassed to see that it was his child he left immediately.
GOD THAT WAS UUH A DAY TO REMEMBER vote comment do whatever the fuck u want
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