My mom is the fuckin queen of miserable I mean god damn it.
She walks in on me u can't clean fuckin place is this y I leave you lunch money you lazy ass child.
One day I decide to ensure the entire place is spotless asf.
Bust my ass off to do it and ten seconds after I'm done I sit to watch some TV.
She walks in like all u fuckin do is watching TV all day u lazy ass child.
I say mom look around.
She walk the whole house like shit crazy and can't find a single thing wrong.
She then looks outside and says y so much fuckin concrete on the driveway huh stupid y is there so much concrete on the fuckin drive way.
I'm like the fuck this bitch must be crazy
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LE CHRONICLES OF JAKE
ContoAll my friends have chronicles y cant i have one.this about the most fucked up incredible shit that happens to me in my lifetime enjoy
