Every year on Christmas eve me and my friends go out and enjoy our selves like drink and pick up chicks.
And sometimes we buy whores for fun. One year we decide to bring an old friend of ours.
After we all had our fun we decide to buy a whore for the new guy.
He went in and came out a minute later stiff as board saying I'm tired let's go.
We had to walk in a group with this guy stiff as a board I mean his dick is entering through a door before he does.
That shit makes us all look gay.
So we took him back too finish the job he comes out claiming he is tired again.
He walks off again and this time cums it flies about 20 feet into a guys milkshake.
The guy unaware drinks Jesus Christ we ran as fast fuck to homes.
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LE CHRONICLES OF JAKE
Short StoryAll my friends have chronicles y cant i have one.this about the most fucked up incredible shit that happens to me in my lifetime enjoy
