LE CHRONICLES OF JAKE

clogged toilet the huge dump

Sup so I was at home minding my own business when comes out shouting Jake y the fuck u shit and not flush huh what the fuck is wrong with u.

I'm like tf is he talking about
I go to take a look in the toilet and I'm Like holy shit call the zoo there's a snake in the toilet.

Dads like thats the shit
I'm there amazed like bomboclaat(Jamaican curse word)
Mom walks in now and sees us looking and like who threw away so much snickers.

Dads says that's shit mom says
Bomboclaat no hell no
Dad turns to me now your fuckin nasty.
At that point my lil cousin walks up and says a Roxanna do it.

Roxanna is a six year old girl and the worst part is she left that shit in there and went home.

We tried flushing but it just backed up and over flowed the place stunk for a week.

She came back a week later saying she had diarrhea.

We moved out five minutes later