So I was visiting my aunt,she was living in the mountainous areas. As u know no WiFi and electricity. So I was bored as hell.
I decided to wander when I see this old abandoned building, I hear crying so being a natural ladies I enter to soothe her shall I say needs.
She was in a wedding gown.I walk up to her and say lady what are u doing,them boom the door slams shut and she turns around has no fuckin eye balls.
At this point I'm crying like a bitch then she grabs me.and the entire place turns into a wedding ceremony.she tried to force me to marry her.
She leaned for a kiss when I kicked her in the vagina and ran like fuck I came back immediately and burned the whole place down.
Sad I didn't see some tits though after all it was our honeymoon I think lol.
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LE CHRONICLES OF JAKE
Short StoryAll my friends have chronicles y cant i have one.this about the most fucked up incredible shit that happens to me in my lifetime enjoy
