In Jamaica cooties doesn't exist because like start noticing girls from they on their mothers breasts.
One day I was in grade 3and this american transferred to my school and in my class. And as a natural gyalis(ladies man). I approach and touch her on the shoulder.
She starts yelling cooties and I'm like where hide.
Everyday for a year people avoid contact with me thinking its some kind of contagious disease like aids.
I was like an out cast I sit in a benchAnd when i leave the teacher bleaches the bench it was horrible.
I got saved when the child's parents came to the school and explained what cooties was to the students.
That's when they stopped scorning me.
I also got a kiss from the american in forth grade heh heh.
As I said top gyalis
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