LE CHRONICLES OF JAKE

that bitch in super market

Yo fuck I mean I'm minding my own business in a Supermarket OK I'm in the fuckin dairy isle

I took out a list of what to get out of my pocket, look at it,put it it back.

This hoe sees me but  didn't see what I put in my pocket.

She walks over to me like hey. Do u have ten dollars I can borrow.
I say no she said check your pocket that left one right there.

I'm like the fuck no I don't have ten dollars. She say OK and leave.

I continue with my shopping I cashed my shit and was ready to leave the store. When this bitch shouts there he his.

And out of nowhere this guy tackles me to the floor and cracks my fuckin eggs.

She dipped in my pocket and pulls out my list and start like ha see his list of shit to steal.

During the time I was being investigated she fuckin loaded up her clothes with stuff.  And tried to run out.

These Security chased her down and made her put back the stuff apologize and pay for my fuckin eggs.

Yep fried those up nice when I went home sunny side style oh yeah oh and uuh she got killed the next day turns out she has been stealing from every where they caught and killed her yep happy ending.