(OHSHC various x reader): love is weird

3: ugghhh

Kai's pov

"Quick, quick, slow."

"Quick, quick, slow."

I laughed as I watched Mori and honey spin around in the back ground of Haruhi dancing. A sudden just of wind makes me I turn to see tamaki right behind me with a grin. That's right. I learned all their names already.

"Uh...why do you look like that?..." I asked with narrowed eyes.

"Do you know how to dance?" He asked, being a total bummer. I chuckled and backed away slowly, sweating a whole bunch.

"U-uh...of course! Yep, yeppy yep yep yep. I definitely know how to dance. Plus even if I didn't know, I wouldn't have to. I'm not a host soooo....." I stuttered out.

"Well of course you do! Every young lady needs to know!" He said dramatically while doing a pose. "And by that stuttering, I can tell that you don't know how to. So I will teach you, princess!" Another pose.

"I am not a dang princess!" I shouted with anime veins on my head.

There is no way in living hell that I'm going to dance with him or anyone else in this room.

-Time skip-

And I'm dancing with him. And everyone else in the room. Except for the girl and Haruhi.

Let me say this though, I'm fucking awesome at it! I got it right away 'cause I'm just amazing like that. Right now I'm being passed back and forth between the twins, as in dancing with one until I'm snatched away by the other. The process repeats.

I didn't even see when Haruhi look over at us, or more so at the twins, with slightly narrowed eyes. (Oh ho ho! Is that jealousy that I see? Well, kai obviously doesn't see but whatever.) Even if I didn't notice it, everyone else did. But in those few seconds of him looking over here, he fell on top of the girl.

"*loud whistle sound* I call rape! Rape!" I yelled, waving my hands around. Haruhi immediately rolled off of the girl and glared at me playfully. "Well it looked like rape to me so... meh."

I walked away after that, watching as this dude came into the room with tea pot stuff and the girl having weird dark auras around her. What's up with that? Then they started talking about how she was in an arranged marriage with him.

I need to start paying attention because I can't even remember that girl's name. Or the dude that just walked in oh no wait, he's gone. Oh, she's gone too.

-Time skip -two weeks later-

So now it's the dance and I walked in with jeans and a black shirt. I'm just that fancy.

So they started talking and the 'queen' of the dance gets a kiss from Tamaki and Haruhi is just complaining. I do part-core all the way up to the top, where they are, and push the twins away from haru's face.

"So how are you doing buddy?" I asked him. He grumbled and turned away. "I could have just not come you know." I said, walking back slowly.

"Nope, you are staying with me." He said, grabbing me by the waist and to his side. Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here for the rest of my night.

-Time skip-

So we ended up leaning against the pillar, girls glaring at me since Haruhi was still holding my waist. He's such a weirdo sometimes.