(OHSHC various x reader): love is weird

4: cant think of a title

Kai's POV

I sighed as I walked to the gates of the out side place. Yep, the hosts were going to be outside today.

The event was called the 'Cherry Blossom Viewing Banquet' I think. Yea, that sounds about right. There was already a crowd of girls there so I just pushed to the front and kicked the doors open.

"Welcome." The twins, Kyoya, and Tamaki are all in butler suits and Mori, Honey, and Haruhi are all in kimonos. All the girls instantly scattered to their places and went to whoever they wanted to be with. Why are people so shallow? Seriously.

I leaned on a tree hearing Tamaki talking to his people. "My princess, what cup would you like your tea in?" He asked with his 'princely' attitude. Oh kami. Please kill me now. This world has gone stupid and there is just no cure for this generation. "The foley cup? Or the Worcester one? Or this Susie's gardenia?"

"What type would you like Tamaki-kun?" A girl asked. To be honest, I was falling asleep to this conversation. She had long brown hair and...yawn....I don't even care anymore.

Then the prince, king, don't know, got all up in her face. "Of course, I would choose the princess here for take out please." Oh gross. I can't even right now. She's eating it up too.

"Oh. Tamaki-kun that's..." she said after she sighed.

"You've never been to the Covent garden?" He asked her. I yawned again. This is taking to long. I tuned out for a bit and walked in another direction. I saw Kyoya hold up several books, talking about beautiful moments.

I stood next to the twins as they stared at him. "Hey guys, do you think he's a stocker? It would explain the pictures." I said. We had a little conversation about Kyoya and his secret cameras until I saw Kyoya looking at us with a glasses glare.

"She said it!" Hikaru shouted. I glared at him and Karu backed him up. "Yeah she said that you were a stalker!" He said.

"Well I hate you guys too." I grumbled under my breathe. I walked away, trying to avoid the look Kyoya was giving me. If I'm going to die by him I better have some witnesses! He shall not be innocent!!!....well, I don't think he can be something he never was. Oooooohhhh! Burn! Too bad I couldn't say that out loud.

I walked over to Haruhi to see that he was hanging out with honey and Mori. Honey was making.....something. And he was spilling it everywhere.

"Uh....you spilled a little too much there buddy." I said. He looked at the bowl to see that there was barely anything in there. "Don't worry though, everyone makes mistakes." I said with a thumbs up. He giggles and gave me one right back. Haruhi just turned from the scene and sighed.

I walked with Haruhi and we were looking at all the falling petals with smiles.

"Kai. Haruhi." Tamaki's voice called. Once he heard it, Haruhi walked away.

"No wait!" I called but he just shook his head and looked at Tamaki with narrowed eyes before disappearing. "Damn it." I mumbled. I turned toward the blondie with a bored face.

"Are you enjoying yourself kai?" He asked me, still facing the other way like the dramatic dude he is. "A Cherry blossom viewing banquet is not bad either right?" -he turned around with his hand out sorta- "Indeed in our case. We're busier being loved than spreading love to others."

"You're in "full bloom", that's for sure." I said with a sweat drop. He pointed at me and did another pose. This guy....is gonna be the death of me.

"Very well said! Yes. Today, I am blooming more than probably anyone!" He said. "Are you falling for me?"

I stared at him blankly. I literally only known him for, what? Two freaking days?!

Then the twins were magically next to me.  Hikaru had an arm loosely around my neck while Karu was...holding my wrist? Haha, what an awkward position right? Am I the only one who noticed this? Yes? Ok then...

"Kai!" They said at the same time. So weird. Why are they so weird? What's going on?! Ok calm yourself kai. You're being stupid. And crazy since you're talking to yourself. "Have you decided on what to take for your elective courses this semester?"

Hmmm....I haven't even thought of that. All of a sudden, Haruhi was back and pulled me to his chest.

"She's going to go to the same classes with me." He pretty much growled. Wonder what got into him.

The twins put their hands up in surrender with smirks on their faces. They must be thinking of something. Something that will piss someone off. Probably Tamaki.

"Don't worry Haruhi, we won't do anything and plus, we can all be in the same ones." Karu said.

"Ya know, because we're..." Hikaru started.

"In the same class." They finished together, looking back at Tamaki. Tamaki was then under his emo tree, purple lines around him.

"Hey, mom." He called, probably to Kyoya.

"What is it, dad?" Kyoya asked, being his weird self.

"This is just....yes, this is just conjecture, but...compared to me, who only spends t-" and I sorta stopped listening to that weirdo.

Karu passed me the papers and the both of them crowded around me and Haruhi, who were looking at the papers. I was pulled out of the cluster of people and right into Tamaki. I could hear Haruhi face plant to the floor making me chuckle lightly.

"O' Kai! You should not spend any more time with those unscrupulous twins! No time with Haruhi either!!!" He yelled. I just sorta stared at him. What'd he just say?

The red heads slid into the background. "Unscrupulous?!" Hikaru shouted.

"I don't want to hear that from you, my lord!" Karu continued.  I don't even know what that means. Unscrupulous? What?

"Not anymore time with me?! No! You're can't tell me or her what to do." Haruhi joined in on the arguing. At least he's using words that I know.

"You need to get more female friends!!! A normal lifestyle!!! That's what father wants!" Tamaki shouted.

"Uh...who is father?" I asked.

Kyoya sighed and walked behind me. "I'm guessing its him. He's being possessive without noticing."

Both of the twins popped up between me and Kyoya, grinning evilly.

"I can't wait for the physical exam." They both said. I scratched at my chin in thought.

"Physical examination?" I asked. They nodded with the same grins.

This is gonna be interesting.

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You have no idea how hard this is. Not kidding. Haruhi is one of the main characters so some of this chapter was hard because she's a dude now. A real dude. I'll twist the plot at some points. Hehehe...ok I'm done.

C ya~