"Your last chance to negotiate. Send in your seconds. See if they can set the record straight." -Ten Duel Commandments, Hamilton
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DRINK YOUR FRIENDS WATER!!!
My friend, Grave, as we affectionately call her, usually ends up hating me by the middle of lunch every Monday. I have this habit of chugging water, and her constant water bottles fall victims to it. I'll ask politely if I can have a sip of water, she'll glare and say:
"Only a sip, I'm watching you. If you drink it all, you have to fill it up."
So naturally, terrified by her threats to make me refill her water bottle at the fountain mere inches away (although for me that's like miles), I'll take the tiniest sip in the world.
Then, over the course of our thirty minute lunch period, I'll slowly begin drinking her water in bigger amounts over time, until it's there's only a sliver of water left.
"GO FILL IT UP!" Grave will shout.
"But I only agreed to fill it up when I drank all of it. There's still some water left, see? And you drank some too so..."
At this point she'll roll her eyes and glare.
So I fill it up.
And drink the majority of it on the way back.
She never learns.
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