"I EMBRACE IT, I EMBRACE MY WIERDNESS, CRAZINESS, AND STUPIDITY!" -Reva about an hour ago
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Hello hello.
*rubs hands together*
It's been a while.
*wiggles eyebrows*
How are you? Are you suffering from immense depression because it's been what, a week or so since we updated this?
Hopefully not, that would be bad.
ANYWHOWAYHOWYAY,
(why is there even a yay in there? Oh wait, I remember, because I needed another -ay thing to end it. Ahhh. Me smart)
EMBRACE YOUR WIERDNESS
IT MAKES YOU UNIQUE
IT MAKES PEOPLE STARE AT YOU WHEN YOU START SCREAMING AT THE LUNCH TABLE (me everyday loeg)
IT MAKES PEOPLE QUESTION YOUR SANITY (loeg what sanity? That jumped off of a cliff and into a shark tank full of piranhas with a strong case of blood lust when I met Klok....and even before that, really)
AND MOST IMPORTANTE-LE
IT MAKES YOU YOU
I FEEL LIKE A REAL MOTIVATOR
IM PRACTICALLY GIVING SPEECHES
ITS LIKE IM RUNNING FOR OFFICE
EXCEPT
ONE PROBLEM
I DONT RUN
EVER
UNLESS IM CHASING SOMEONE OR IM GOING TO GET FOOD OR IM IN GYM OR IM RACING SOMEONE OR IM BEING CHASED OR IM BEING CRAZY OR IM JUST RUNNING FOR THE HECK OF IT.
SO BASICALLY
TO SUM IT ALL UP
REVA FOR PRESIDENT 2020!
(I think it's 2020....?)
loeg I have no idea where any of that just came from.
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100 Things That We Crazy Asians Do
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