NUMBER FIFTY

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"Whooo! This book is half way over!" -Reva in her head

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HELLO AGAIN


ANYWHOWAYHOWYAY,


REMEMBER THE LAST NUMBER?


YA KNOW THE ONE ABOUT THROWING A NHD-IS-OVER-NOW-LET'S-CELEBRATE CELEBRATION AT A MALL FOR WAY TOO LONG


YEAH!


THAT ONE!


anywhowayhowyay, 


this is the continuation of this one



Storytime!


So Klok, Sloth, and I were all happy and crap because we were done with NHD and stuff. So we had a celebration thing and went to the mall and then to see Moana because why not?


Then of course, we found out the truth a week later.



WE WERE NOT DONE WITH NHD.


TURNS OUT


WE PUT SO MUCH WORK AND BLOOD AND SWEAT AND EFFORT AND AIR AND NOTHINGNESS INTO OUR PROJECT


THAT WE WON FIRST FREAKING PLACE


FIRST PLACE


WOZERS


YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD NEWS, RIGHT?


YOU'RE RIGHT!


AND YOU'RE TERRIBLY WRONG


SO TERRIBLY WRONG


WRONG WRONG WRONG



WRONG


I SOUND LIKE THE ORANGE IDIOT THAT IS NOW OUR PRESIDENT


DARN IT


GOTTA CUT OFF MY TONGUE NOW


IM CONTAMINATED


SERIOUSLY THOUGH


TRUMP IS AN ORANGE PIECE OF POOP.


BUT WORSE


SO MUCH WORSE


GETTIN' OFF TRACK...


ok



LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK


YOU WERE WRONG BECASE WE WON FIRST PLACE SO WE HAVE TO MOVE ONTO REGIONALS


WHICH MEANS MORE WORK


AND BECAUSE WE'RE COMPETITIVE AND STUFF


WE WANT TO SEE HOW FAR WE CAN MAKE IT



BECAUSE WHY NOT?


anywhowayhowyay, 


all I'm trying to say if you didn't get any of that


no one would blame you, it was hard to follow



now we won, so we have to do more work, AFTER we threw an it's-over-hurray-party..


we really need to think things through 

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