"Whooo! This book is half way over!" -Reva in her head
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HELLO AGAIN
ANYWHOWAYHOWYAY,
REMEMBER THE LAST NUMBER?
YA KNOW THE ONE ABOUT THROWING A NHD-IS-OVER-NOW-LET'S-CELEBRATE CELEBRATION AT A MALL FOR WAY TOO LONG
YEAH!
THAT ONE!
anywhowayhowyay,
this is the continuation of this one
Storytime!
So Klok, Sloth, and I were all happy and crap because we were done with NHD and stuff. So we had a celebration thing and went to the mall and then to see Moana because why not?
Then of course, we found out the truth a week later.
WE WERE NOT DONE WITH NHD.
TURNS OUT
WE PUT SO MUCH WORK AND BLOOD AND SWEAT AND EFFORT AND AIR AND NOTHINGNESS INTO OUR PROJECT
THAT WE WON FIRST FREAKING PLACE
FIRST PLACE
WOZERS
YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD NEWS, RIGHT?
YOU'RE RIGHT!
AND YOU'RE TERRIBLY WRONG
SO TERRIBLY WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG
WRONG
I SOUND LIKE THE ORANGE IDIOT THAT IS NOW OUR PRESIDENT
DARN IT
GOTTA CUT OFF MY TONGUE NOW
IM CONTAMINATED
SERIOUSLY THOUGH
TRUMP IS AN ORANGE PIECE OF POOP.
BUT WORSE
SO MUCH WORSE
GETTIN' OFF TRACK...
ok
LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK
YOU WERE WRONG BECASE WE WON FIRST PLACE SO WE HAVE TO MOVE ONTO REGIONALS
WHICH MEANS MORE WORK
AND BECAUSE WE'RE COMPETITIVE AND STUFF
WE WANT TO SEE HOW FAR WE CAN MAKE IT
BECAUSE WHY NOT?
anywhowayhowyay,
all I'm trying to say if you didn't get any of that
no one would blame you, it was hard to follow
now we won, so we have to do more work, AFTER we threw an it's-over-hurray-party..
we really need to think things through
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100 Things That We Crazy Asians Do
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