100 Things That We Crazy Asians Do

NUMBER TWENTY NINE

"Don't worry Reva, I'll update a lot over Thanksgiving break!" - Klok

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KLOK

WHY

WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME

I THOUGHT WE WERE SISTERS

ASIAN SISTERS TO BE EXACT

I FEEL BETRAYED

NOT REALLY

BECAUSE

THANKSGIVING

THAT MEANS FOOD

AND FOOD MEANS MORE FOOD

AND FOOD MEANS ASAIN PARTY

AND ASIAN PARTY MEANS DIM SUM

AND DIM SUM MEANS TO MUCH FOOD

AND TOO MUCH FOOD EQUALS HAPPINESS

AND HAPPINESS EQUALS BUTTERFLYS AND RAINBOWS 

AND BUTTERFLYS AND RAINBOWS EQUALS GIRLY

AND GIRLY EQUALS HATRED

AND HATRED IS HATRED FOR PINK

AND PINK IS A STORE

AND STORES ARE IN A MALL

AND MALLS HAVE SALES

SO THANKSGIVING MEANS SALEES

THAT

LADIES AND GENTS

IS WHY BLACK FRIDAY EXISTS.

BOOM

I AM A FREAKING GENUIS

AND THAT IS THE THING FOR THIS NUMBER

FIGURE THINGS OUT

SUPER EASILY

BY JUST SPROUTING OFF RANDOM NONSENSE

THAT IS MY LIFE

RANDOM NONSENSE

GRAVE DONT MAKE YOUR COMMENTS TOO MEAN.

PLEASE.

YAYAYAYA

SO KIDS, TODAY YOU LEARNED WHY BLACK FRIDAY EXISTS.

DONT YOU EVER TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU DONT LEARN ANYTHING BY READING OR FROM THE INTERNET OR FROM ASIAN PEOPLE OR FROM CRAZY PEOPLE LIKE ME

BECAUSE YOU JUST LEARNED SOMETHING

YOU PROVED THEM ALL WRONG

I WIN

YAYYAYAAYA