100 Things That We Crazy Asians Do

NUMBER FIFTY ONE

"MY LITTLE PONY...SO FAT AND LONELY...WENT TO THE PARK ONE DAY! SHE TRIPPED ON A WIRE AND FELL IN A FIRE...AND DIDN'T COME BACK THE NEXT DAY...HURRAY!" -Gravy Wavy when she taught Reva that song back in the second grade....when they still hated each other

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Loeg, the quote.

For those of you who didn't know who actually know me and Grave, yes, we hated each other up until fifth grade. We were both best friends with one girl who we are both still close with today, and she was always trying to get us to get along well. We refused, and I can recall many times where we would have glaring competitions around our friend when we were forced to sit by each other.

THEN IT ALL CHANGED

GRAVY WAVY AND I DECIDED TO TURN ON OUR FRIEND AND BECOME FRIENDS IDK IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE

Loeg, we're all still really good friends

(grave is not the only person that this happened with. I have another friend who I hated and who hated me until fifth grade. We were both friends with the same person that Grave and I were friends with too...this is confusing...I need to give this person a name)

EXPLANATION TIME:

So my friend, I'm going to call her Birdbrain because she breeds birds and has over 50 pets or something, met me back when she was three and I was two. Our brothers were born on the same day, at the same hospital, and basically in the same room. Yall know how hospital rooms are kinda divided sometimes? Yeah, that's how it worked.

Anyways, we reconnected years later in Kindergarten, as we ended up going to the same elementary school.  This is when I met the other friend I hated, let's call her Goldie-Locks because I know she hates that name...sorry..

Turns out, Birdbrain was also Jewish like me, and went to the same temple as me. We got closer and closer, and Goldie-Locks and I still disliked each other, although I hadn't ever really talked to her until she became friends with Birdbrain.

Then in first grade, Grave joined our school. She and Birdbrain became really good friends, and she didn't like me, so I didn't like her. 

Yada yada yada, eventually, we became friends in fifth grade, and I also became friends with Goldie-Locks in fifth grade. 

Grave, Birdbrain, and Goldie-Locks are all some of my best friends now today.

so the lesson here children is that your friends could be anyone.

So here's the actual number for today

I met Klok in sixth grade. We had one class together, and I remember when I first saw her, I thought she was probably a goody-two shoes. A smart, shy know-it-all who never broke the rules....

Oh how wrong I was.

I don't remember how exactly we became friends, but I talked a little with her in sixth grade. We were acquaintances really up until seventh grade, when we really became friends. Then best friends. And then Asian Sisters.

Isn't that a lovely story? I know, I know, it's beautiful. Gravy, I know you're crying in awe right now.

Loeg.

BYE

what even is this number?

WISH ME LUCK I HAS THE CONCERT OF BAND TOMORROW AND ME HAS TO IMPROVISE!