100 Things That We Crazy Asians Do

NUMBER TWENTY TWO

"Reva and Klok are by far the coolest people known to mankind. They should win a bunch of awards. This quote is totally not fake..." -Grave (FloweryFlamingo)

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We get really easily ticked with our parents, mothers specifically.

NO HATE TO YALL MOTHERS OUT THERE, YOU'RE ALL LOVELY DESPICABLE DISGUSTING PIGLIKE HUMAN BEINGS.

JUST KIDDING PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.

anyway,

to explain this one, Klok's mother does this thing a lot where she does a lot of miscommunication. Mi madre does this too.

I HAS A STORY MY ICKLE PEANUTS!

So yesterday, Klok and I were planning to go see Dr. Strange at that thingy ma bober called a theater. Klok's mom said she could take us, no problemo, Mr. Alfredo.

OKAY I ADMIT THAT ONE WAS REALLY BAD I'M SORRY

getting of track again....as usual....

ANYHOW,

I told my parents and they were like. "YES PLEASE GO AND LIVE WITH THEM OOPS DID WE SAY THAT NEVER MIND BUT DO ASK IF YOU CAN GET ADOPTED..."

Loeg just kidding they didn't say that. At least I hope not.

So today, I was just getting out of me trumpet lesson and Klok texts me.

"OMD I'm going to kill my mom."

"You know how she said she could take us?"

"Yeah, she just said she won't even be home."

"UGH, she does this all the time!"

*end of Klok texting*

And this happened on Halloween too. Went down something like this...

Klok: "So my mom said I can come trick or treating with you, if Bob (her cousin, for those of you who can't remember) can come too"

Moi: "cool, bring Bob."

The day of Halloween, aka three and a half quarter inch days later:

Klok: "OML, I'm going to kill my mom."

Moi: "What, why?"

Klok: "She just said that my crazy cousins are coming with us."

Moi: "oh....ok? They won't be walking with us, right?"

Klok: "No..."

A few hours later:

Klok: "UGH, I'm going to kill my mom." (starting to notice a pattern? I am too)

Moi: "What happened now?"

Klok: "My mom just said that my cousins aren't going to come."

Moi: "OK!"

Klok: "Yeah!"

So basically, idk if this is an Asian mom thing because my mother does this a lot too.

BYE