"The wild Sloth is weird and retarted." -A multitude of people
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HELLO AGAIN
SINCE KLOK IS CONVENIENTLY SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME ILL MAKE HER WRITE THE NEXT NUMBER AFTER THIS ONE.
AHEM
ANYWHOWAYHOWYAY,
ALMOST DROWN IN A POOL CUZ YOU CAN/CANT SWIM!
Basically what happened was that since Klok can't swim but I can so she was on my back and I swam out into the deep end and then Sloth decided to jump onto us and I couldn't support both of their weights so I got dragged into the water and couldn't breathe and then Klok got dragged down with me and can't swim or float for that matter and Sloth panicked and fled the scene and I basically had to rescue Klok from almost drowning.
Fun times, am I right?
I also almost drowned when I was younger before I was a corrupted little Asian since I didn't know Klok then and basically my younger brother tried to drown me and held me by my hair and basically strangled me when I was underwater and I almost blacked out and I did swallow some water but I'm all good now.
That was a run on sentence.
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100 Things That We Crazy Asians Do
Sonstigeslike what the title says. WARNING- not to be taken seriously. we in no way mean any offense to any members of any society, religion, or race. COOLIO
