Me: hello obi!
Kenobi: can you stop interrupting Anakin's training?
Me: Anakin? Good, 'cause I got a dare for you both.
Kenobi: no.
Anakin: a dare?
Kenobi: Anakin, n-
Anakin. I accept! Besides it is more fun than listening to obi-wan's boring lecture...
Kenobi: HEY!
Me: Great!
Kenobi: * groans* what have you gotten us into now?
Me: I dare you to tell the Jedi council you guys are engaged. Oh, and Anakin, you're supposed to give obi-wan a ring in front of them!
Kenobi: no. That's not happening!
Anakin: It's happening if you do not tell padme about this...
Me: fiiinneee.
Kenobi: but I am already engaged! To Satine!
Me: Aha! So you are engaged to Satine...
Kenobi: ok, fine.
Me: so hurry up or I'll give you a worse dare.
Kenobi: ok... Anakin, you're saying.
Anakin: yes master.
Time skip
Plo koon: yes, master Kenobi, what is that you want to tell us?
Anakin: um... we're engaged...
Kenobi: it was a -
Anakin: *takes out ring*
Yoda: kicked out of the Jedi order, you are.
Anakin: It was a dare!!!
Yoda: by who?
Kenobi: your padawan.
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace windu: lol
Yoda: olil!
Me: olil?
Yoda: out loud I laugh.
Kenobi: ...
Me: LMAO!
YOU ARE READING
Ask and Dare Obi-wan Kenobi
HumorObi-wan is my favorite character in star wars and therefore this is a book about him doing stupid stuff. So ask and dare away... P.S. all readers allowed to give suggestions...:)
