Obi-wan is my favorite character in star wars and therefore this is a book about him doing stupid stuff. So ask and dare away...
P.S. all readers allowed to give suggestions...:)
Kenobi: * looks at me funny* since when do you speak like that?
Me: hmmm... since forever.
Kenobi: that doesn't even make sense...
Me: It does.
Kenobi: you're drunk.
Me: nope, but that reminds me, I have an inquiry.
Kenobi: I know you literally live in the Jedi Library but what's the point of throwing fancy words that I don't even understand mid-sentence?
Me: it was at the end of the sentence, not "mid-sentence" ...
Anakin: *suddenly pops up out of nowhere* wait, you don't know what "inquiry" means?!
Kenobi: that's not what I -
Anakin: inquiry is like a question and a question is something you ask someone...
Kenobi: thank you for that wonderful explanation, Anakin.
Me: so can I ask you my question now?
Kenobi: ok, sure.
Me: have you done anything crazy when you were drunk?
Kenobi: uh...
Anakin: yes, you did! Remember-
Me: remember what?
Anakin: tell her or I'll tell her everything...
Kenobi: fine! I kissed Anakin on the lips. Happy?
Me: no. Why?
Kenobi: because I was drunk and-and....
Me: and?
Kenobi: ithoughthewasagirl!
Anakin: repeat that slowly.
Kenobi: i thought he was a-
Anakin: girl.
Me: wow. How did you just-?* slow claps*
Kenobi: I was DRUNK!
Mace: you kissed him!? Whaaaaat?!
Yoda: Forced out of the Jedi Order, you are.
Me: nice pun, master.
Kenobi: I was drunk!
Anakin: don't kick me out! I'm innocent! I was shocked, too! Please don't. Just kick him out!
Kenobi: beautifully put, but beautiful rubbish. You kissed me back, remember? And you weren't drunk!
Yoda: kicked out, you both are.
Anakin: WAAAAAHHH!
Me: aww, don't cry. Masters, he's a youngling! You can't expel a youngling!
Mace: true, Jamie. Very well, we will only kick out kenobi.
Kenobi: what?! NOOOOO!
Anakin: why do you keep using my line?!
Kenobi: because it sounds nice in this situation...
Me: hahahaha, but true.
Kenobi: sigh. I can win Anakin, but I can't win you and Anakin. So I'm not trying.
Me: you're definitely smart.
Kenobi:*fake bow* thank you. At least you appreciate my cleverness.
Me: haha. And no, you are kinda dumb...
Anakin: Definitely.
Kenobi: ANAKIN!
Mace:*picks Kenobi and throws him out of the Jedi temple* there.
Yoda: CELEBRATION!
Me:...
Anakin: ...
Mace: ...
Kenobi: hey!
Yoda: * throws confetti and steamers* PARTAY!
Mace: uh... YAY, let's Party!
Me: *sings* celebration!
Anakin: * bounces up and down* SUUUUGGGGAAAARRRR RRRRUUUUSSSSHHH!
Me: ... this is definitely disturbing. *walks away*
(A/N) Face reveal...
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Yeah, so basically I am this ABC girl who happens to be sitting in a tree typing this chapter... *America born Chinese. And yes, I know I look weird... Lol ~Jamie
