Ask and Dare Obi-wan Kenobi

Dare 5

This dare is from Faytheorizing7

Me: Obi-wan! One of my fellow Jedi Masters from the Jedi temple has given me a dare!

Kenobi: no.

Anakin: yes, you should!

Kenobi: no.

Anakin: party pooper.

Kenobi: * exasperated sigh* Anakin! I told you you should be learning a new form of light saber fighting! No dares now!

Anakin: but...but...

Kenobi: no buts. So you must position yourself like this and then you swing your light sab- not like that, Anakin! You nearly slew me!

Me: take the dare or-

Anakin: I will personally slay you!

Kenobi: Anakin!

Qui-gon: *suddenly appears *

Kenobi: Master, I-

Qui-gon: no offense, but your light saber lesson was so damn boring! Take the dare!

Kenobi: not you too!

Me: so it is three against one. We win!

Kenobi: no.

Satine: will you do it for me?

Kenobi: I-I-

Satine: hurry up and get it over and done with! You were supposed to take me out , remember?

Kenobi: fine. What?

Me: *leans forward and whispers in his ear *

Kenobi: Sith, NO!

Anakin: yes!

Kenobi: ok, come on Satine, let's go. I'll.. er... take you out first.

Satine: where?

Kenobi: there's this...um... Romantic planet in the outer rims...

Satine: what's it called?

Kenobi: Mustafar.

Satine: isn't that the Sith-

Kenobi: no. Besides, I hear the scenery is really scenic...

Me: *whispers to Anakin* she might kill him...

Anakin: *whispers back * who cares? Anyway I won't have to learn that annoying light saber fighting thing...

Me: * whispers* you're really evil, you know?

Anakin: yeah, I know...

Me: let's stalk them.

Anakin: hurry!

Me: *runs to take off platform*

Anakin: Master, the council wants to see us. See you later! *follows me*

Time skip...

Kenobi: er.. let's just sit here and...

Satine: UUURRRGGGGHHH! Why are they fighting down there? I can't look! WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?! I am going to KIIIIIILLLLLL YOU!

Kenobi: uh oh...

Me: *hiding behind a boulder* he really might get murdered...

Anakin: *hiding behind another boulder* meh. I don't really care.

Me: ok then, pass the popcorn. This is getting so interesting...

Anakin: nope, the popcorn is mine. Muahahahaha!

Me: well, I have chocolate.

Anakin: *Puppy face* can I have it? Pwease?

Me: fine swap.

Anakin: Yas!

Me: you know, it's really ironic...

Anakin: why?

Me: because she loves peace... Yet she is going to kill him...

Anakin: uh.

Me: what?

Anakin: I think you said that a bit too-

Me: LOUDLY?

Anakin: sshhhh!

Me: OBI-WAN! Anakin is stalking you! And he is hoping that you get killed by SATINE!

Kenobi: what even. Why are you here?

Me: I came to warn you!

Anakin: ...

Kenobi: thank you, Jamie.

Me: Lol...

Satine: I will kill master and padawan! Let's drive them to extinction...

Me: so they're a species now?

Satine: the two of them are worth more than ten species...

Me: oh

Kenobi: whaaaa-?

Anakin: whaaaaaaaaaaaa-?

Me: lmao

Satine: let's kill them!

Me: nah. This is too interesting. I'll just sit here and watch with the popcorn and the chocolate...

Anakin: I thought you wanted to give it to meee...*cries*

Me: Anakin, continue crying! Satine, you can't kill a baby...

Satine: true... I'll just kill Obi-wan...

Kenobi: WAAAAAIIIIT! Whaaaaaat?

Satine: I'm going to kill you!

Kenobi: Bu-but... SATU-

Satine: did you just call me SATURN?!

Kenobi: uh... n-no I...

Satine: I shall watch you buuuurrrnnn in da lava!

Kenobi: wait!

Me: go on Satine. I have filmed it already. He can die...

Anakin: now you're the evil one!

Me: yes, indeed... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kenobi: NOOOOOOOOO!

Anakin: HEY! That is MY line! I'm going to kill you!

Me: you know what? I'll continue filming....

(A/N)
Hi dear readers! Thank u for reading this piece of crap. I need asks and dares again! I know I am always out of id- OMF OBI NEARLY FELL INTO THE LAVA! Anyway, please help!
                                                Yours always,
                                                Jamie Kenobi
P.s. OMF stand for oh my force.... what do you think I meant?!seriously!