Me: obi, can we lightsaber fight?
Kenobi: why?
Me: I'm bored...
Kenobi: no. I have to stalk Anakin...
Me: Anakin. Always Anakin.
Kenobi: what? He might be in trouble...
Me: fine. Anyway, obikin rocks.
Kenobi: no!
Me: yes.
Kenobi: no!
Me: fiiineee. Just let me ask you some thing and then you can go and stalk Anakin or whatever.
Kenobi: it better not be that kind of you know question...
Me: ok. How do you feel about Anakin and your master?
Kenobi: what about them?
Me: I don't know... You know, like who do you like more?
Kenobi: Anakin.
Me: obviously. See? Obikin forever.
Kenobi: what if I say Qui-gon?
Me: then I will ship Obi-gon.
Kenobi: you suck, you know?
Me: yeah, I know.
Kenobi: and you're so mean.
Me: yes. Did you know? I'm so evil even the Sith didn't want to employ me...
Kenobi: seriously?!
Me: no, I was kidding! What did you think?
Anakin: I heard my naaaaaame! And also... why is everything about me?!
Me: because it is liddat?
Kenobi: wut...
Anakin: it is short form for like that
Kenobi: o-o-kay.
Kenobi: and why am I the only one who actually has common sense here?
Me: because.
Kenobi: I hate it when people say that...
Me: I know you do...
Anakin: why is it everytime people say 'because' and then don't end their sentence?
Me: because.
Kenobi: ...
(A/N)
Hi readers! I'm sorry this chapter was so short but I was very busy. Btw I was going to watch Star Wars episode 2 again but then my bros said to wait for them and I was just like, whyyyyy! And then my mum was just like yeah and then she told me to wait for the entire family so I am so frickin' mad... but still love you all!
~Jamie
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Ask and Dare Obi-wan Kenobi
HumorObi-wan is my favorite character in star wars and therefore this is a book about him doing stupid stuff. So ask and dare away... P.S. all readers allowed to give suggestions...:)
