Me: hello Obi!
Kenobi: So you have news about Windu's mission?
Me: no, why?
Kenobi: he hasn't been reporting...
Me: oh, yeah! Mace jumped out of the Windu!
Kenobi: no, not again!
Me: ...
Kenobi: why did you hologram me anyway?
Me: I have another question...
Kenobi: ... don't waste my time.
Me: I won't.
Kenobi: Fine, ask away...
Me: Do you like Anakin or Qui-gon?
Kenobi: hmm, I don't know. They are both just as impulsive...
Me: so?
Kenobi: I think Anakin.
Me: why?
Anakin: I heard my name!
Me: is it because you have a crush on him?
Anakin: master?
Kenobi: er... I wasn't going to...say
Me: oh, don't lie.
Kenobi: I wasn't!
Anakin: c'mon! We're all Jedi! You can't lie to us!
Kenobi: ok then, I like Qui-gon. Happy?
Me: no. Why?
Kenobi: He is my master.
Anakin: I am your Padawan!
Kenobi: I don't care!
Me: ok, but it is un-Opposite Day again!
Kenobi: damn. Then I like Anakin...
Anakin: wait.
Kenobi: what?
Me: you can't take back what you said. If you swear, we'll tell you.
Kenobi: I swear.
Anakin: ...
Kenobi: what?
Me: I said it was UN- Opposite Day!
Kenobi: ... awkward...
Anakin: awkward...
Kenobi: let's kill her, shall we? Together?
Anakin: together.
Me: uh- oh. I'm so scared...
Anakin: no sarcasm. My master is so sarcastic everyday even I can't stand it!
Me: now I'm really scared.
Anakin: does it look like I'm kidding?
Me: yes, it does.
Kenobi: please just cut the sarcasm.
Me: why?
Kenobi: ...
Me: I'm trying to become the most sarcastic Jedi master ever! You must surrender or I shall not stop the sarcasm!
Kenobi: since when was I the most sarcastic Jedi master?
Anakin: since the first day I knew you. Even Mace jumped out of the Windu agrees!
Kenobi: fine, i surrender. Now can I kill you?
Me: I am a hologram, if you did not realise.
Anakin: I should find you...
Me: too bad. Me and Master Yoda are currently on a mission somewhere in the outer rims.
Kenobi: where is he?
Me: who?
Kenobi: Yoda.
Me: he is currently dueling two Sith Lords. I'm not worried.
Yoda: horrible Padawan Jamie is.
Me: don't say that! I've saved your life before. Twenty-seven times, to be exact.
Kenobi: come on! Anakin's worse! He tried to kill me in a burning pit of lava.
Anakin: and you are the worse master ever! First I save your skin over and over again, and then you cut of my legs and set me on fire.
Me: did you just say " set me on fire"? That means you're hot and your master thinks so too.
Anakin: ok.
Me: anyway, gotta go. Yoda needs my assistance.
Kenobi: thank the Force.
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Ask and Dare Obi-wan Kenobi
HumorObi-wan is my favorite character in star wars and therefore this is a book about him doing stupid stuff. So ask and dare away... P.S. all readers allowed to give suggestions...:)
