The No-Dating Pact

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Scorpius Pov
'— can you believe it? I swear if I had known that—'

Scorpius coughed.

'—Then I would never have asked her out—'

Scorpius coughed again.

'—And just a moment ago, McKinnon saw me snogging with her and one second after she is gone, Sarah admits that she is a —'

'Is a lesbian. Honestly, is this the 365th time or such?' asked Scorpius.
'The 365th time I have been dumped?' asked Sirius.
'No. The 365th time you are making us hear this story about some random girl—'

'She's no random girl. I slept with her—'
'You sleep with all girls.' pointed remus from under his book.
'Okay, but... she was one girl who had lasted like 5 days... and now it's all gone—'

'How many do the others last?'
'Five hours.' Said Remus, face still in the book.
'Sirius, are you serious about any girl?'
'Well of course I am Sirius to every girl. It's not I randomly turn into some rotten old manky Slytherin.'

'That joke was fun a long time back, padfoot.' Remus sighed.
'Whose foot?'
'Just nicknames, okay? Nicknames which have no bloody significance with the phases of the mo—'

'Are you serious?' Remus kicked Sirius on the face.
'I am just depressed okay.. and yeah—'
'Honestly if you say that—'
'—I am sirius—'
'I swear this is the end of you, black.'

'Well, Peter. Are they like this all the time?' asked Scorpius jumping on his bed and watch Remus chase sirius and both of them throw random spells on each other.

'Always'.
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Charlotte Pov
'So, Hogsmeade is coming soon... and well I will just cut to this.' Alice beamed at the group.

'What?' asked Lily.
'You aren't getting married are you prewett?' asked Marlene.

'Oh shut up.. it's just that.. Frank asked me out'
'Oh my god. That's so good.. but don't tell me you aren't going to be able to go with us in Hogsmeade?' asked Marlene.

'We made a pact, gals. And If I am gonna follow that, you do that too.' said lily.
'A pact? I don't recollect making any pacts.'
'Yeah. I do. Two days ago- we four made a pact that we dont hang out much often with everyone with their boyfriends and all, so we were going to have a girls day out in Hogsmeade and would not spend the day dating—'

'Oh, that pact.' sighed Alice.
'Well if she breaks the pact, do I get to break the pact as well?' asked Marlene.
Lily glared at her.
'Okay, just the three of us. Fine with me.'

'Well, Lily what do you think about Drake Rogers?'
'The stupid black hair boy?'
'Who?' the three of them asked in unison.
'Never mind.'
'So, isn't he perfect for you?'
'For me?'
'Well he hinted that he liked you—'
'I don't like snobbish arrogant big headed brats. Why do people always match me with them? Didn't I make this point clear when I rejected Potter my whole life?'

'Man i wish jily could have happened' Marlene muttered quietly so lily didnt hear her, fortunately.

'What about you Charlotte? What do you think about Drake?' Marlene asked.

'He's good in bed..'
'WHAT—'
'THE—'
'HOLY—'

'Lily.. we were one girl short. You had to say Fuck.' said marlene.
'I don't swear unless needed, McKinnon.'

Alice ignored the two of them.
'How did you know that Stephens?'
'Um I dont know.. why I said that.'
'I think you have fallen in love sweetie' squealed Alice.
'I am pretty sure the answer to that is—'
'Yes?' asked Marlene.
'A million times fucking no.' charlotte replied.

'Honestly, she's no better than lily' Alice whispered to marlene who smirked 'A swearing version of Lilian Josephine Evans'

'Dont call me that' lily glared at the duo.
'Come on. That was one classic breakup with daniel. I cant believe we didnt know your full name before that.' marlene snickered.

'It was two years back' lily glared.
'Whatever,  Lilian Josephine Evans.'

'Fine. Two can play the name game, Marlene Abrasinux Mckinnon.'

Marlene stared at her.
'Thats not even my middle name.  I dont have a middle name.'

'Now it is.'
'And why is that?'
'Because it sucks that you dont have one.  You need to go through the pains of hearing your whole name atleast once in a lifetime.'

Marlene stared.
'Okay if we are changing our names then i have a good one for you. Here i will write this down.'
And with that she ran away.

Lily opened the note.
''Lilian Josephine... Potter''

'Hell no she didnt' lily muttered before tearing the piece of paper and throwing it in the fire.
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