Scorlily | Meant To Be

*Bonus Chapter*

A/N: It is a bonus chapter just for fun. And no, it is not a crossover.
Alright, a little bit but that is it.

Scorpius Pov

'Remus, can I borrow the "Ancient Book of Bro-Laws" ' Scorpius asked.

Remus's eyes lit up. 'Sure.'

'Remus.. i- I want to get you know you.. better I mean. You don't need to be in the dark all the time I mean you have got the three greatest friends ever but you could open up to me too..'

Remus remained expressionless.
'What are you talking about? Do you know something?'

'Uh-no. Don't be ridiculous' He fake-laughed. When did Scorpius started sucking at lying?
This was new to him.

'Alright, then. You could come to a muggle hospital with me tomorrow and watch my second cousin create a baby out of thin air.'

'What's the spell?'
'She's a squib.'

'Huh? Ohh.. Sure, I would love to. Tell me about her.'

'Well.. she's a she. Is 19, passes herself off as 22, sleeps with jackasses and is a single mom.'

'What's her name?'
'I am sure that's not important.'
'What's her name?'
'Something with a l.. Lor-something.'

'You remember all this and not her name?'
'How can I when I have never seen her since I was 7 and my mom refers to her as 'she' and she refers to herself as 'I'.'

Scorpius shook his head.
'Alright I will go with you..'

'Lordena.. Lorenzo.. Lorita.. Lorvinceria..' Remus mused.

Scorpius sighed. 'I am leaving. Take care.'

'Oh I will.'
***
Scorpius Pov
'Why? Why should we dress in suits to go to a hospital? Why?'

'Drake, Drake, Oh my dear Drake - The only time you don't wear suits is when you go to the funeral or in a chocolate pool party in a bro's  beach house in  malibu, but that's another story.' Remus shrugged.

Scorpius chose not to ask.

'But a funeral? That's the time when people- normal people, I stand corrected, actually wear suits.'

'Normal? More like stupid. You don't wear suits at a funeral. Suits are supposed to be full of joy and belong to the living.'

'Don't people die in hospitals?'

'Yeah but before they die, what is their last chance at happiness - suits.'

'But won't they instead be jealous and filled with deep unfound dark emotions they had been keeping under control their entire life?' Scorpius smirked.

This was fun.

Remus seemed a little shaken not expecting such a well thought response.

'I don't think so. The most intelligent men on the planet would know to wear suits at the right time and they would have worn a suit for such a long duration, that they would feel satisfied that other brave young men were following their footsteps when their lives came to an end.' Remus said.

Scorpius was quick.
'What if it was a child, that hasn't worn a suit his entire life?'

Remus was quick as well.
'The only sort of intelligent child who does not wear a suit his entire life are one because suits don't fit at that age.'

'And he won't feel jealous because he is a one year old who doesn't know about suits?' Scorpius asked.

Remus laughed. 'Sarcasm. Love it.'
Scorpius scrunched his eyebrows trying not to laugh and waited for Remus to go on.

'Obviously' Remus continued 'The one year old is jealous but what's the best he can do? Throw tantrums. Break things. And those are things which they do even if they are not jealous.'

'Yes, fine.'
'Remus lupin always gets the yes.'
***
'We are one hour late and—' Scorpius started.

'Why are you in a t-shirt?' Remus asked.
'You didn't expect me to stroll around naked did you?' Scorpius chuckled.

'Where is your suit, for merlin's sake?'
'Been having gay dreams about me, huh lupin?'

'Answer me- Drake Jennifer Rogers, Answer me right now.'

'Jennifer is not my middle name—'
'Drake Christopher Rogers.'
'Nope.'
'Ratulus?'
'Nah.'
'Whatever it is why are you—'

'I like it better this way. We are going to a hospital.'
'Exactly. Now wear a suit and let's get going.'

'You are impossible.'
'You will thank me.'
'Doubt it.'
***
'We are one and a half hours late and you want to go by a cab instead of apparating?' Scorpius asked.

'Well, yeah. That's what my dad told me to do. Now let's sort out our priorities.'

'Keep going.'
'What is most important right now is putting our suits at work.'

'Please stop.'
'Think of all the hot nurses we could flirt with.'

'Yeah, um once again please stop.'
'Think of all the making out. And then suddenly, Bang! It happens.'

'What happens?'
'Bang.'
'Huh?'
'We bang them. How dull are you, Drake?'
'We are 16.'
'I am 17. Go on.'

'I can't waste time on you. Let's take a cab.'
'And then bang the hot chicks who ask for it.'
'No one's asking you, moron.'

'They will after I lay the groundwork.'
'Wait a minute. Is your cousin really giving birth or is it an excuse to hit on women with me as your wingman.'

'Don't flatter yourself. I already have James and Sirius as my wingmen.'
'And?'
'James refused to come while Sirius told it would pain the "hotties to know that he had a girlfriend" '

Scorpius smirked. Then changed his expression.
'Thats why you couldn't remember the name of the cousin.'
'I swear that I was saying the truth. Infact, I remembered her name.'

'Huh?'
***
{At the Hospital}
'Remus. You have grown up so much since we last saw you.'

Remus smiled grudgingly hating every moment of it.
After a minute he whispered to Scorpius.
'These are her parents.'

'This is my friend Drake.' he introduced Scorpius to them.

'And this Scorpius are my uncle and aunt. The Stinson's.'
***
Scorpius Pov
'How long?'
'Just a few minutes.'
'I meant about the baby not about activation of your stupid plan.'

'I am sorry. I don't speak I-never-get-laid.' Remus said. 'Now come up here and help me, should we use the "My friend just died and I wanted some company" or "I know why you are in a hospital because you fell pretty hard" and when she gets confused "because you are an angel who fell from heaven into my heart" —'

'Can we just flirt like not sounding like two desperate guys?'
'You are getting better, but no.'

This argument went on for what seemed like a couple more minutes but in fact was half an hour.

'The baby has come, boys. Want to see it?'
'Nah, I'm good—' Remus started.
Scorpius punched him in the arm.
'Of course we want to see him.'
***
'So what is his name?'

Scorpius assumed the woman next to the baby was remus's cousin.

'Barney Stinson.'
***